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Title: MOTHAFUCKIN' BOOZE TIME
Post by: Aaron on May 14, 2011, 02:06:35 AM
So I had a few friends over (one ditched out.) And we drank. Ruby Red Squirt and the Capitan. Ya. Amazing. Top three mixed drinks for sure. (the others being Hennessy and sprite and Jager and root beer. Oh, but number one drink, glass of Scotch. Oh ya. )


Also while I'm not drunk this is for sure a buzzed post/new thread. OH ya. Sorry... But its true.


Title: Re: MOTHAFUCKIN' BOOZE TIME
Post by: sin on May 14, 2011, 02:13:25 AM
Currently drinking Busch Light because I am a baller on a budget, but back in my high roller days I got pretty used to drinking Ketel One, as far as the hard stuff goes.  I'll mix it with pineapple juice, but Ketel One is one of the few vodkas I'll drink straight.
Title: Re: MOTHAFUCKIN' BOOZE TIME
Post by: tim on May 14, 2011, 02:25:59 AM
I haven't been drinking much lately. Had a few glasses of wine on Tuesday night, a delicious ale on Sunday evening, that's about it.
Title: Re: MOTHAFUCKIN' BOOZE TIME
Post by: kristin on May 14, 2011, 03:44:00 PM
- I recently tried the Skinny Girl margarita. It's not horrible, considering that an entire bottle has about 500 calories (whereas ONE margarita usually has that many calories.) I could see myself indulging this summer with this!

-I'm currently making my way through a Long Trail summer pack. The Blackberry Wheat is my fave so far.
Title: Re: MOTHAFUCKIN' BOOZE TIME
Post by: videodrone on May 14, 2011, 04:21:10 PM
I have a bottle of Apothic Red wine chilling in the fridge right now. I've never tried it, but the label was pretty and the description sounded quite tasty. It's red wine, so it can't be too horrible. It should go nice with the lasagna and the Bruins game tonight.

drone
Title: Re: MOTHAFUCKIN' BOOZE TIME
Post by: chimera on May 14, 2011, 09:32:56 PM
LOL kiddo your mixed drinks are so ghetto!

The other day I found booze in the cabinet above the fridge that I had forgotten about...I wonder if it's still okay.
Title: Re: MOTHAFUCKIN' BOOZE TIME
Post by: Aaron on May 14, 2011, 09:58:19 PM
Ghetto or not, it was very good!


And what are non ghetto drinks mixed with? Or is it just higher end booze?
Title: Re: MOTHAFUCKIN' BOOZE TIME
Post by: kristin on May 15, 2011, 07:25:27 AM
Any booze mixed with high sugar juice = ghetto- I'm assuming that the Ruby Red Squirt is the culprit there. Haha. Reminds me of mixing vodka with kool-aid in college. Ah, being young.
Title: Re: MOTHAFUCKIN' BOOZE TIME
Post by: Naylzie on May 15, 2011, 08:24:30 AM
Heh, my honors suite in college got away with drinking IN FRONT OF AN RA (on a dry campus, of course) because we had a ghetto concoction affectionately referred to among my friends at the time as the Wookie.  Unlike most mixed drinks, the Wookie is different every time it's made; it has more to do with the person doing the mixing.  This one had mountain dew, fruit punch, and enough booze to knock me on my ass (and I've got a pretty good tolerance... at least before I get to the falling down point.  I catch a buzz pretty quick) but it SMELLED like perfectly innocent fruit punch.  We were pregaming one night, doing our hair/makeup and watching Jeopardy (rather than knitting and watching Jeopardy, like most other nights) and the RA on duty came through on his rounds.  He mocked us for still watching Jeopardy when we were getting ready to go out, stayed around for a few questions, and kept right on walking.  Didn't even look twice at any of us or the suspicious jug of punch.
Title: Re: MOTHAFUCKIN' BOOZE TIME
Post by: videodrone on May 15, 2011, 10:24:51 AM
You know what else is good? Jack Daniels, Patron and Coke. I tried it for the first time on my birthday. They should call it the mind eraser because I don't know what the hell happened after that. That might have been the night when we were blasting Pantera at 3am and trashing the hotel room. ;p

drone
Title: Re: MOTHAFUCKIN' BOOZE TIME
Post by: kristin on May 15, 2011, 10:27:15 AM
My friend once mixed Jose Cuervo with Dr. Pepper. That's fucking desperate.
Title: Re: MOTHAFUCKIN' BOOZE TIME
Post by: Naylzie on May 15, 2011, 10:38:00 AM
Eugh.  That *does* sound desperate.  Then again, I was talked into mixing beer with my precious Mountain Dew once, so I think I may have lost the right to judge terrible drinks.  There's a name for it, for some strange reason, but I would NEVER do that again.
Title: Re: MOTHAFUCKIN' BOOZE TIME
Post by: r00 on May 16, 2011, 09:21:52 AM
I will mix cheap vodka with damn near anything, ghetto or not.  8-p

(yes, the vodka-code-red combo still lives on here from time to time)
Title: Re: MOTHAFUCKIN' BOOZE TIME
Post by: Naylzie on May 16, 2011, 01:06:39 PM
Cheap vodka NEEDS to be mixed with something to be palatable.  Otherwise it's just this side of nail polish remover (realising that moonshine would ACTUALLY be nail polish remover and everclear is just straight turpentine @.@)
Title: Re: MOTHAFUCKIN' BOOZE TIME
Post by: kristin on May 16, 2011, 04:39:58 PM
Cheap hard liquor makes me gag. I know that sounds snotty but it's actually true!
Title: Re: MOTHAFUCKIN' BOOZE TIME
Post by: videodrone on May 16, 2011, 05:08:37 PM
I have moonshine in my freezer. :(

drone
Title: Re: MOTHAFUCKIN' BOOZE TIME
Post by: Naylzie on May 16, 2011, 06:07:56 PM
It's not snotty.  Cheap hard liquor is terrible.  And just because you don't like cheap doesn't necessarily mean you'll only drink top shelf.  THAT would be snotty.  Having standards is totally understandable.  It's kind of funny; I'm a huge snob about vodka, but not because I know a lot about it, just because the only one I've ever sampled that I can stand straight up is Grey Goose :P
Title: Re: MOTHAFUCKIN' BOOZE TIME
Post by: Naylzie on May 16, 2011, 06:09:39 PM
Quote from: videodrone on May 16, 2011, 05:08:37 PM
I have moonshine in my freezer. :(

drone

You are a brave woman.  The only time I ever had moonshine, it felt more like I was huffing something than actually drinking, thus the nail polish remover comment.  It really did smell like a non-acetone nail polish remover to me (but I'm also weird and kind of like that smell >.>; )
Title: Re: MOTHAFUCKIN' BOOZE TIME
Post by: r00 on May 16, 2011, 06:38:45 PM
I can agree with that statement if I'm drinking it straight.  You definitely get what you pay for when it comes to smoothness. 
Title: Re: MOTHAFUCKIN' BOOZE TIME
Post by: boofu on May 17, 2011, 12:24:33 PM
Even after 8 beers, I couldn't choke down a grape blast. Jesus Christ it was fucking vile...
Title: Re: MOTHAFUCKIN' BOOZE TIME
Post by: kristin on May 17, 2011, 05:13:04 PM
I am drinking the smoothest chardonnay ever right now. Lovin' it.
Title: Re: MOTHAFUCKIN' BOOZE TIME
Post by: Aaron on May 18, 2011, 06:40:14 PM
r00 when it comes to Code Red, it is all about the SoCo. That is an amazing combo. AMAZING!
Title: Re: MOTHAFUCKIN' BOOZE TIME
Post by: Naylzie on May 18, 2011, 07:14:57 PM
(http://img692.imageshack.us/img692/4821/sickx.gif) (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/692/sickx.gif/)

SoCo and I have a colourful history.  And no, I don't mean "hilarious hijinks while drunk."  That shit is baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad news.

I was doing red headed sluts (rofl, I wish that was as dirty as it sounds) and liquid cocaine (no, no hard drugs for me) the night I got up on the bar and danced in 5 inch heels and very little else.  THAT'S hijinks drinkin.  SoCo just reminds me that there is no god.
Title: Re: MOTHAFUCKIN' BOOZE TIME
Post by: Naylzie on May 18, 2011, 07:17:09 PM
Also, before someone throws the Liquid Cocaine recipe with SoCo in it at me, I was drinking the Rumple Minze, Jäger, and 151 proof rum version.
Title: Re: MOTHAFUCKIN' BOOZE TIME
Post by: videodrone on May 18, 2011, 11:14:55 PM
There's a sushi place near me that serves a drink called Skip and Go Naked that's SoCo, pineapple juice, and something else that I can't remember. I can't tell you how many times I've driven home doing the One-Eyed Squint after a night of drinking those. Which reminds me, I really need to have a sushi night again. :(

drone
Title: Re: MOTHAFUCKIN' BOOZE TIME
Post by: r00 on May 19, 2011, 07:32:12 AM
Quote from: Freak on May 18, 2011, 06:40:14 PM
r00 when it comes to Code Red, it is all about the SoCo. That is an amazing combo. AMAZING!

That is definitely good too, but I love SoCo straight too much to usually mix it with anything else.

That Liquid Cocaine recipe sounds interesting, Nayl.  Three of my favourite types of booze rolled into one.  <3
Title: Re: MOTHAFUCKIN' BOOZE TIME
Post by: boom on May 19, 2011, 07:43:41 AM
Quote from: boofu on May 17, 2011, 12:24:33 PM
Even after 8 beers, I couldn't choke down a grape blast. Jesus Christ it was fucking vile...
You weren't supposed to drink it to start with you asshole, that was mine!

Blast is delicious by the way, especially the strawberry lemonade.
Title: Re: MOTHAFUCKIN' BOOZE TIME
Post by: Nadia on May 19, 2011, 09:25:47 AM
Quote from: r00 on May 19, 2011, 07:32:12 AM
I love SoCo straight too much to usually mix it with anything else.
Agreed. SoCo is my slow-sipping drink. That and Parrot Bay Coconut Rum.  The Mini Mart down the street from my house sells teeny 50ML bottles of SoCo for a dollar fifty and I have made many stops there on winter nights. So good for warming up before bed.
Title: Re: MOTHAFUCKIN' BOOZE TIME
Post by: Aaron on May 19, 2011, 11:35:41 AM
Quote from: r00 on May 19, 2011, 07:32:12 AM
That is definitely good too, but I love SoCo straight too much to usually mix it with anything else.

That Liquid Cocaine recipe sounds interesting, Nayl.  Three of my favourite types of booze rolled into one.  <3

Its to sweet for me to drink straight. (ya I know I'm mixing it with liquid sugar...) But it just the way I am....
Title: Re: MOTHAFUCKIN' BOOZE TIME
Post by: kristin on May 19, 2011, 05:13:39 PM
Just the mere MENTION of Rumple Mintz or however it's spelled makes me gag. Bad college memories.

For the record, I don't like SoCo. Never did.
Title: Re: MOTHAFUCKIN' BOOZE TIME
Post by: Nadia on May 19, 2011, 08:29:00 PM
Quote from: Freak on May 19, 2011, 11:35:41 AM
Its to sweet for me to drink straight. (ya I know I'm mixing it with liquid sugar...) But it just the way I am....
The only drink I've ever had that was too sweet to drink straight is Hypnotiq. My younger brother and sister both down that stuff like it's Kool-Aid. I can throw back on the Butterscotch Schnapps straight no problem though. No mixie.
Title: Re: MOTHAFUCKIN' BOOZE TIME
Post by: Naylzie on May 19, 2011, 08:30:55 PM
Oh sweet baby jesus Hypnotiq is dangerous.  It *IS* just like drinking goddamn Kool Aid, until the next morning *holds head*  Augh.
Title: Re: MOTHAFUCKIN' BOOZE TIME
Post by: spade on May 19, 2011, 10:13:27 PM
Vodka+lemon. It's studying time.
Title: Re: MOTHAFUCKIN' BOOZE TIME
Post by: Stariki on May 20, 2011, 02:58:17 AM
Went to the Devonshire Hotel in my home town yesterday evening. Started of with a pint of Stella then moved on to "real ales". A pint of Naylors "Sledgehammer" (6.5%) and a pint of Phoenix "Wobbly Bob".
Sledgehammer a rather nutty ale and Wobbly Bob somewhat fruity. Both very nice.
Title: Re: MOTHAFUCKIN' BOOZE TIME
Post by: amputee on May 20, 2011, 12:16:46 PM
1 shot of Fernet, 1 pint of Anchor Steam, good times.

Working at a bar is awesome.
Title: Re: MOTHAFUCKIN' BOOZE TIME
Post by: libertine on May 21, 2011, 02:34:45 PM
Quote from: sin on May 14, 2011, 02:13:25 AM
Currently drinking Busch Light because I am a baller on a budget, but back in my high roller days I got pretty used to drinking Ketel One, as far as the hard stuff goes.  I'll mix it with pineapple juice, but Ketel One is one of the few vodkas I'll drink straight.

Word.  I've gone from Harpoon to High Life (for the low life) and from Ketel to Skyy.  Fuckin' economy!

And re: SoCo- yikes, high school.  However, when I was in Amsterdam this past January, I got tricked in to doing a shot of it mixed with Amaretto.  I think I got tricked five times that night.  OY.
Title: Re: MOTHAFUCKIN' BOOZE TIME
Post by: Naylzie on May 21, 2011, 04:04:30 PM
OY!  Libby, how did you LIVE through that?  I think I only had two shots with SoCo in them the night I got riotously ill from it, nevermind FIVE.  ???
Title: Re: MOTHAFUCKIN' BOOZE TIME
Post by: Naylzie on May 21, 2011, 07:44:12 PM
Tequila Rose makes me happy.  Definitely not the kind of thing to drink if you're looking to get smashed (and not get violently ill after/have the worst hangover in the history of hangovers), but tasty, with enough bite to remind you that you're drinking alcohol and that you shouldn't be drinking it like delicious juice.
Title: Re: MOTHAFUCKIN' BOOZE TIME
Post by: Naylzie on May 21, 2011, 09:35:06 PM
Note: Aforementioned Tequila Rose hits like a motherfuckin truck when you're not looking!  Whoa.   
Title: Re: MOTHAFUCKIN' BOOZE TIME
Post by: boom on May 22, 2011, 06:51:04 AM
Went to wedding in a town of about 3,500 people, and after we found the vfw down the street. The only bar in town and they had $4 pitchers. I only stayed for about 2 hours and we slammed though about 12 of them between the 4 of us.
Title: Re: MOTHAFUCKIN' BOOZE TIME
Post by: Nadia on May 25, 2011, 07:41:18 PM
Any time I go to the grocery store I see this Chocovine and I have been wanting to try it for ages. Last night I went over to my friend's house and she had some: dutch chocolate + red wine = everything I ever dreamed. And it's not even expensive. Found a new love.  :D
Title: Re: MOTHAFUCKIN' BOOZE TIME
Post by: naut on May 25, 2011, 08:05:49 PM
Had the most amazing benders the last two Friday nights. Spent the entire following Saturday in bed/on the couch.

So not doing that again this weekend.
Title: Re: MOTHAFUCKIN' BOOZE TIME
Post by: videodrone on May 25, 2011, 09:47:06 PM
Quote from: Nadia on May 25, 2011, 07:41:18 PM
Any time I go to the grocery store I see this Chocovine and I have been wanting to try it for ages. Last night I went over to my friend's house and she had some: dutch chocolate + red wine = everything I ever dreamed. And it's not even expensive. Found a new love.  :D
Chocovine. <3

I drank an entire bottle of that in one sitting once. I paid dearly for it the next morning. Luckily, it came out from the basement instead of the attic.

Continuing with my white trash motif this week, I'm currently drinking Corona with lime tequila. I've decided that I like these better than the Loaded Landsharks, which is essentially the same thing except that the tequila is mixed with Landshark beer.

drone
Title: Re: MOTHAFUCKIN' BOOZE TIME
Post by: Aaron on May 25, 2011, 11:15:56 PM
Blue Moon.
Title: Re: MOTHAFUCKIN' BOOZE TIME
Post by: r00 on May 26, 2011, 08:03:04 AM
I scheduled myself a 4 day weekend this week and been light on the booze lately, so I think it is tequila time starting tonight.
Title: Re: MOTHAFUCKIN' BOOZE TIME
Post by: Naylzie on May 26, 2011, 03:30:52 PM
I think that if my paycheck shows up any time soon (which it seriously fucking should have by now; I haven't had a completely dead week since I started subbing and it's been a while) I might go buy something celebratory for Saturday/Sunday since a) I'm in a long term placement at the school I love, b) I will actually get to spend some time with the Beloved this weekend (assuming he's not inundated with side-jobs), and c) I have been getting too tired too early to really enjoy a casual drink during the week, so getting bombed in celebration just kind of sounds like fun ^-^
Title: Re: MOTHAFUCKIN' BOOZE TIME
Post by: individualzero on May 28, 2011, 01:07:15 AM
So I turned 21 in April and I have yet to have a drop. We're moving to a town that's pretty much 90% bars, 10% people and I get paid that week so I may go lose my booze virginity.

Any tips for a first-time drinker?
Title: Re: MOTHAFUCKIN' BOOZE TIME
Post by: TPD on May 28, 2011, 01:27:08 AM
DON'T MIX.

stick to one poison.
mixing leads to a lot of puking.

at one point i hated beer and only stuck to hard liquor... i recently developed a love for beer, so i do that now.
it's cheaper.
i also lost an insane amount of weight in the last year and a half which has also effected how much i can tolerate...

so know your limits. don't overdue it. if you think you had enough you probably had enough.
Title: Re: MOTHAFUCKIN' BOOZE TIME
Post by: Aaron on May 28, 2011, 01:35:04 AM
Ya, Either drink beer or liquor. Don't mix. BAD TIMES. (Or at lest for me.) Also. Beer is good. So is the hard stuff. Don't just try one kind of beer and say its all nasty. Some is amazing. some is in fact horse piss. Try different kinds.


Drink a lot of water before you go to bed... And if you can while drinking. That is a very good thing to do.



Also its damn good to have you back IZ.
Title: Re: MOTHAFUCKIN' BOOZE TIME
Post by: TPD on May 28, 2011, 01:38:18 AM
yeah, what he said about water. that's key.
Title: Re: MOTHAFUCKIN' BOOZE TIME
Post by: TPD on May 28, 2011, 01:38:48 AM
hearty meals are good too. pile up the carbs and you get less drunk.
Title: Re: MOTHAFUCKIN' BOOZE TIME
Post by: individualzero on May 28, 2011, 01:41:18 AM
Freak! How the hell ya been?
Title: Re: MOTHAFUCKIN' BOOZE TIME
Post by: Naylzie on May 28, 2011, 07:30:35 AM
*IF* you feel compelled to mix, just remember:

Beer before liquor, never sicker.
Liquor before beer, you're in the clear.

It has to do with your body's understanding of how drunk you are.  If you have a couple of beers and move on to hard liquor, you've completely distorted your perception of how drunk you're getting, which leads to getting massively sick.

Also, be careful with dairy based alcohols like Bailey's or Tequila Rose.  I would personally just say stay away from them.  They're dessert alcohol and should not be consumed in large quantities or in combination with a large quantity of other alcohol.  The results are DISASTROUS.  Worst birthday ever, let me tell you.

Edit: BEER, not BEAR  :lol:
Title: Re: MOTHAFUCKIN' BOOZE TIME
Post by: Goose on May 28, 2011, 11:17:51 AM
With the hard stuff, being that you're a first timer, stick with rum, vodka, or rye-based drinks.  And stay with mixes.  Go for rye/rum-n-coke, or vodka-n-7.  If you're feeling adventurous, maybe a whiskey sour or two.

Whatever you think, you're not ready for straight scotch, or anything on the rocks, or anything like that.  You don't know what you're getting into, and you won't appreciate it.  Yet.

As for beer, chances are good that if its advertised on TV its fucking horse shit.  I don't know what's available in the states (Canuck bars are stocked very differently), so maybe rynne will chime in and give you a better starting point.
Title: Re: MOTHAFUCKIN' BOOZE TIME
Post by: luna on May 28, 2011, 02:08:11 PM
I always drank vodka before I discovered awesome beers

Speaking of awesome beers, I have some of this in my fridge and it's soooo num
http://gib.ca/beer/#beer-raspberry-selector
Title: Re: MOTHAFUCKIN' BOOZE TIME
Post by: TPD on May 28, 2011, 03:29:46 PM
van totally turned me onto beer.
you got some way awesome beer over there.
Title: Re: MOTHAFUCKIN' BOOZE TIME
Post by: kristin on May 28, 2011, 06:44:17 PM
I had a few wine coolers/mudslides in hs but nothing major until college.

First weekend of college = 9 shots of vodka. The night ended in crawling and vomit. So, don't do that. Stick with beer, maybe?

Tonight = cherry lambic. yummy
Title: Re: MOTHAFUCKIN' BOOZE TIME
Post by: sin on May 28, 2011, 09:30:16 PM
In my experience, the "rules" about mixing are all bullshit.  It's all about how much you drink and how fast, period.

Remember that you won't feel what you drank right away, so make sure you take some breaks if it's your first time.  If you wait until you're too drunk to stop drinking, you've still got that stomach full of booze that hasn't reached your brain yet.
Title: Re: MOTHAFUCKIN' BOOZE TIME
Post by: Dust on May 28, 2011, 11:03:32 PM
Drinking should be treated like a privilige.  As long as you can keep your cool in any situation, no matter how much you've had to drink, then you're okay.  Keep in mind that you still comprehend right from wrong, and that The Dude abides.  Beside all that, drink lots!

PS - Eight Miller Genuine Draft, a jay and a blunt in.  Moving Day was a success!
Title: Re: MOTHAFUCKIN' BOOZE TIME
Post by: boofu on May 29, 2011, 06:52:31 AM
Quote from: sin on May 28, 2011, 09:30:16 PM
In my experience, the "rules" about mixing are all bullshit.  It's all about how much you drink and how fast, period.

Remember that you won't feel what you drank right away, so make sure you take some breaks if it's your first time.  If you wait until you're too drunk to stop drinking, you've still got that stomach full of booze that hasn't reached your brain yet.

I agree, I go back and forth all the time, but I'm a fucking pro. 

I didn't appreciate beer and alcohol until about year 2 of drinking. When you get excited about trying different beers, you are there. Start with things light on flavor, light beer, mixed drinks etc first. Like goose said, don't sit down with straight drinks or even shots or a Guinness. You won't taste the flavor intended, only the pain and despair that alcohol brings. Start slow...I might also recommend starting at home so you aren't rolling around in your own vomit in public. Some things are best left for home.
Title: Re: MOTHAFUCKIN' BOOZE TIME
Post by: naut on May 29, 2011, 11:13:03 PM
Avoid cocktails. Expensive and usually more potent that you'd think.

If you don't know much about wine don't drink it. Cheap wine can give you the worst of hangovers.

Vodka lime and soda is a good bet. Sugary mixers can often make you feel worse.
Title: Re: MOTHAFUCKIN' BOOZE TIME
Post by: individualzero on May 30, 2011, 04:38:52 AM
Thanks, folks! I'm really not brave enough to try anything harder than some light mixed drinks. To be honest, for my first time, I just wanna see what getting drunk feels like, and 'test the waters' so to speak -- you know, see how much I can comfortably drink. I'm thinking of grabbing a six-pack of beer, preferably a kind that doesn't suck, and taking it home with me.

I am moving away from all my friends and will be too far to party with them, so I'd pretty much be drinking alone. Given that the only places to feasibly do that are a bar or at home, I think it's best if I do it at home (and that way I don't have to walk home drunk the first time I drink).
Title: Re: MOTHAFUCKIN' BOOZE TIME
Post by: kristin on May 30, 2011, 06:19:36 AM
Just let us all know when and we can start a thread about it and all get drunk with ya.
Title: Re: MOTHAFUCKIN' BOOZE TIME
Post by: individualzero on May 30, 2011, 06:50:10 AM
Sounds ridiculously fun.

Just don't let me get on Twitter or something. That could be disastrous.
Title: Re: MOTHAFUCKIN' BOOZE TIME
Post by: libertine on May 30, 2011, 07:34:02 AM
Quote from: Goose on May 28, 2011, 11:17:51 AM
As for beer, chances are good that if its advertised on TV its fucking horse shit.


Quoted for truth. 

Lots of good points have been brought up here:
-HYDRATE UP. 
-Don't mix your alcohols; mixed drinks will be less potent (good for first timers) but stick with one base, don't hop from gin to vodka to tequila, etc.  Don't alternate with beer.
-Dessert drinks in moderation. 
-I believe you can sneak a shot of vodka (or whatever) in with a couple of beers, just not 10 beers and 5 shots. (Same applies for milk-based shots).

There are a lot of good points in this thread.  Don't let yourself get beer balls, and think you can handle a lot, because truth is, you can't.  Your body does not defy science, but three beers in, you will think it can, which leads to projectile vomiting off of some person's porch. 

Be with people you trust.

One last thing, don't eat spaghetti if you plan on getting to the puke point.  I still get teased about that.

Love,
the resident drunk
Title: Re: MOTHAFUCKIN' BOOZE TIME
Post by: sin on May 30, 2011, 11:57:43 AM
My first "legal beer" was a six-pack of Belhaven, which was ten bucks for a six-pack (definitely "special occasion" beer.  I didn't drink anything beyond that and had a fine 21st.
Title: Re: MOTHAFUCKIN' BOOZE TIME
Post by: Nadia on May 31, 2011, 08:11:37 AM
Quote from: individualzero on May 28, 2011, 01:07:15 AM
So I turned 21 in April and I have yet to have a drop. We're moving to a town that's pretty much 90% bars, 10% people and I get paid that week so I may go lose my booze virginity.

Any tips for a first-time drinker?
I wish I would have asked this when I turned twenty-one. My friends took me out and I just (falsely) assumed that they would help me out. Instead they just made sure I had one of every kind of drink. Now I see that my P.I. friends would have said NOT to mix drinks, which I found out the hard way.
Also, the bar tender, because I told him it was my first time drinking, assumed it was my Birthday (had he taken it upon himself to card me he'd have seen that it was three months passed) and gave me all of my drinks for free. So of course I had to have a little extra.
Title: Re: MOTHAFUCKIN' BOOZE TIME
Post by: r00 on June 01, 2011, 09:07:08 AM
Quote from: Dust on May 28, 2011, 11:03:32 PM
As long as you can keep your cool in any situation, no matter how much you've had to drink, then you're okay.

Yes this.  True wisdom.
Title: Re: MOTHAFUCKIN' BOOZE TIME
Post by: tim on June 02, 2011, 04:14:16 PM
Ignore all advice so far (except Dust's).

Drinking alternate beers and double shots helps you keep a good pace up, and also helps you remember how much you've drank (it's easier when you're effectively counting in twos rather than in ones; if this doesn't make sense right now it will after your eighth pint).

Start as you mean to go on. I started drinking proper beer and whiskey. Never did me any harm.

Downing Guinness will impress your friends. See also: Tequila Stuntmen.

If you can't down 568ml in less than 10 seconds, there is something wrong with you.

Don't keep secrets, that way you have nothing to fear when you're drunk.

Having to get home while drunk will provide you with a repertoire of stories for when you're too old to bother with all that nonsense.
Title: Re: MOTHAFUCKIN' BOOZE TIME
Post by: Nadia on June 02, 2011, 04:23:24 PM
Quote from: tim on June 02, 2011, 04:14:16 PM
Don't keep secrets, that way you have nothing to fear when you're drunk.
This one is my favourite.
Title: Re: MOTHAFUCKIN' BOOZE TIME
Post by: Stariki on June 02, 2011, 06:02:56 PM
Quote from: tim on June 02, 2011, 04:14:16 PM
Ignore all advice so far (except Dust's).

Drinking alternate beers and double shots helps you keep a good pace up, and also helps you remember how much you've drank (it's easier when you're effectively counting in twos rather than in ones; if this doesn't make sense right now it will after your eighth pint).

Start as you mean to go on. I started drinking proper beer and whiskey. Never did me any harm.

Downing Guinness will impress your friends. See also: Tequila Stuntmen.

If you can't down 568ml in less than 10 seconds, there is something wrong with you.

Don't keep secrets, that way you have nothing to fear when you're drunk.

Having to get home while drunk will provide you with a repertoire of stories for when you're too old to bother with all that nonsense.

Jeez! You are a prick Tim LOLZ! :lol:
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Post by: chimera on June 02, 2011, 08:00:54 PM
Spoken like a true Limey, I'd say.  ;)
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Post by: kristin on June 05, 2011, 07:38:40 PM
Last night was a shitstorm of beer, wine, and rock band.
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Post by: Aaron on June 05, 2011, 09:33:38 PM
I'm pretty sure it makes me white trash to be buying this. However. I'm drinking Jeremiah Weed. Lightning Lemonade. And it isn't bad... And really, the only reason I bought it. Cuz it said Weed. Not gona lie. It also says its a "Premium Malt Beverage" Ya. I'm white trashing it up...
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Post by: r00 on June 07, 2011, 08:15:40 AM
What does that Jeremiah Weed taste like?  Is it just normal bourbon?
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Post by: Aaron on June 07, 2011, 09:08:47 AM
I got the lemonade kind, and its lemonade. However, the booze make it have an odd taste... My roommate said Mike's Hard Lemonade is better. Basically, I can chug it really fast and not mind the taste. It's not something I want to sip.
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Post by: Stariki on June 09, 2011, 01:46:56 AM
Still sampling Yorkshire ales as often as possible. Recent pints have been ; Greene King IPA, Morland's Old Speckled Hen, Well's Bombardier, Rooster's Elderflower (didn't think I would like floral tones... this ale suprised me nicely), Black Sheep Best Bitter, Timothy Taylor's Ram Tam and Jenning's Snecklifter. That was quite a night, finished off with an absolutely brilliant biryani at a dingy little Indian restuarant. :D
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Post by: tim on June 09, 2011, 02:30:13 AM
Not all of those are Yorkshire ales. Greene King, Speckled Hen & Bombardier are big brands sold throughout the UK. So are most of the others, come to that, but Black Sheep & Timothy Taylors both come from & are made here.

Black Sheep is great, the Riggwelter is even better than the Best. The best beer I've made was using something close to the Timothy Taylors recipe.
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Post by: tim on June 09, 2011, 12:56:59 PM
I met a bearded dinosaur this afternoon and had some solid pub grub & a few pints which are apparently superior to any alcoholic beverage you can get in the entirety of Australia.
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Post by: doom on June 12, 2011, 05:14:57 PM
Mint schnapps.  :rock:

Jeremiahs Weed is just a step up from FourLoko.
That is either an insult or a compliment, considering your tastes in those sorts of drinks.
on the other hand its cheap and it "does the job."
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Post by: Aaron on June 12, 2011, 09:46:48 PM
Never had it. Really, thought the only reason I bought it. Cuz it said weed. Yep...
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Post by: doom on June 12, 2011, 11:08:17 PM
Quote from: Freak on June 12, 2011, 09:46:48 PM
Never had it. Really, thought the only reason I bought it. Cuz it said weed. Yep...

I feel like that was half of the advertisement campaign for the product. ha.

just like there's that energy drink called Cocaine. or that other one that was called Bawls.
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Post by: Aaron on June 13, 2011, 12:07:42 AM
I don't have TV. So I don't see many adds... I saw it in the back of work, while I was unloading a truck 8-)    Also while I haven't had Cocaine (drug or drink) Bawls is amazing. Its like sprite and also fruity AMAZING.
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Post by: doom on June 13, 2011, 06:40:21 AM
i havent seen any commercials or anything for the drink, but just the fact that it has weed in the name is probably the reason why a lot of people pick it up and possibly even think "whoa, does this have weed in it?"

when i did drink energy drinks, bawls was a good one.
now, if its not booze, its water or tea.
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Post by: boom on June 13, 2011, 08:03:17 AM
Bawls tastes like butt. I do remember Theo had to fire an employee for drinking one in the break room, hiding the can at the bottom of the trash, then when he was asked about it said "oh, I thought it was a regular energy drink like red bull!"  :lol:

My fridge is currently stuffed with old milwaukee, natty ice, and keystone left over from the white trash bash. I have a feeling it's going to expire LONG before anyone gets around to drinking it.
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Post by: individualzero on June 13, 2011, 08:22:22 AM
Wrong thread. derp
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Post by: Aaron on June 13, 2011, 10:20:46 AM
Quote from: boom on June 13, 2011, 08:03:17 AM
Bawls tastes like butt. I do remember Theo had to fire an employee for drinking one in the break room, hiding the can at the bottom of the trash, then when he was asked about it said "oh, I thought it was a regular energy drink like red bull!"  :lol:

My fridge is currently stuffed with old milwaukee, natty ice, and keystone left over from the white trash bash. I have a feeling it's going to expire LONG before anyone gets around to drinking it.

He fired him for drinking Bawls? Or something else? Cuz Bawls is just an energy drink. (I think they call it an "energy soda" but it amounts to the same thing")
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Post by: boom on June 13, 2011, 04:21:11 PM
Quote from: Freak on June 13, 2011, 10:20:46 AM
He fired him for drinking Bawls? Or something else? Cuz Bawls is just an energy drink. (I think they call it an "energy soda" but it amounts to the same thing")
Yeah I'm a tard, it was sparks not bawls lol
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Post by: Goose on June 13, 2011, 04:35:31 PM
I managed to impress myself a couple days ago, proving my tolerance is still intact.  I was a little worried it wasn't after my experience with the mead back in December.

My wife and I got a babysitter and decided to go for dinner, during which we'd drink ourselves stupid, then go to a movie.  It helps when the bar/restaurant is just across the parking lot from the theater, and you can get in to the theater without interacting with humans.  So, we order a beer pitcher to start, and we split it 50/50 to finish it before our supper arrives.  I'm not feeling anything yet, my wife starts talking with an excessive amount of h's, f's, and p's.  :P

I order a schooner to go with dinner, and a follow up pint to go with dessert.  All the drinking took place in about 80 minutes, and I felt sober by the time we walked across the parking lot and sat down in the theater.

So glad to know I still got it.
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Post by: doom on June 13, 2011, 06:16:13 PM
Quote from: boom on June 13, 2011, 04:21:11 PM
Yeah I'm a tard, it was sparks not bawls lol

yeah, i was gonna say...lol
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Post by: sin on June 13, 2011, 10:52:25 PM
You know you're broke when payday means you can afford Steel Reserve.
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Post by: Aaron on June 13, 2011, 11:31:49 PM
Quote from: boom on June 13, 2011, 04:21:11 PM
Yeah I'm a tard, it was sparks not bawls lol

Oh kay. Other wise, I would have felt bad for the dude... But ya, dumbass should have known.
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Post by: videodrone on June 14, 2011, 05:26:56 PM
After the day I had today, I'm currently enjoying a nice glass of Apothic Red. I feel much better now. :D

drone
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Post by: rynne on June 15, 2011, 08:16:00 AM
mrs. rynne and I shared a bottle of merlot we picked up from a local vineyard (http://www.blenheimvineyards.com/) when we visited Monticello last month.  (I didn't find out 'til later that Dave Matthews is a co-owner, making it one of the few things he's involved in that I actually appreciate.)  When I go to wineries I typically go for something a bit more idiosyncratic than merlot and syrah.  But mrs. rynne and I agreed that this winery did both exceptionally well, and we ended up buying a bottle of each.
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Post by: Static on June 15, 2011, 08:55:46 AM
Quote from: doomsayer on June 12, 2011, 11:08:17 PM
I feel like that was half of the advertisement campaign for the product. ha.

just like there's that energy drink called Cocaine. or that other one that was called Bawls.
Yeah, there's also 'Pussy' going around to, which I have to say, actually tastes really nice rather than distilled bile!
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Post by: doom on June 15, 2011, 09:40:51 PM
had a couple dark espresso beers, some i.p.a's i forgot the name of, a couple Belgium ales, and some french ciders from a local import bar, and here i am. good stuff.
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Post by: Naylzie on June 16, 2011, 04:28:21 PM
Quote from: doomsayer on June 15, 2011, 09:40:51 PM
had a couple dark espresso beers, some i.p.a's i forgot the name of, a couple Belgium ales, and some french ciders from a local import bar, and here i am. good stuff.
Dark espresso BEERS?!  Is this what it sounds like, or is the coffee-nut in me jumping the gun?  'cause seriously, beer brewed with espresso beans is totally something I would try, and I don't tend to like beers.
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Post by: individualzero on June 17, 2011, 06:05:07 AM
Quote from: Nayl_Girl on June 16, 2011, 04:28:21 PM
Dark espresso BEERS?!  Is this what it sounds like, or is the coffee-nut in me jumping the gun?  'cause seriously, beer brewed with espresso beans is totally something I would try, and I don't tend to like beers.

This a fucking thousand times over, though the potential prospect of alcohol and caffeine is disconcerting.
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Post by: rynne on June 17, 2011, 07:56:39 AM
Dark-roasted malt can have coffee notes, so yeah, adding actual coffee to beer to bolster that flavor isn't uncommon.  When it's used that way, the coffee adds flavor but not a lot of caffeine. I particularly like Southern Tier's Mokah, a 50/50 mix of their coffee stout (Jah*va) and their chocolate stout (Choklat, which tastes exactly like drinking a bar of dark chocolate).

You know what confounds me? When people go to a brewpub and order macrobrews. Mrs. rynne and I were out our local the other day and sat next to a family drinking bottles of Budweiser and Michelob Ultra. The brewpub makes its own light beer and currently has a summer witbier, so it's not like there weren't comparable local options. It's almost like they're saying, "We prefer this familiar swill over taking a chance on your brewer's efforts." :(
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Post by: doom on June 17, 2011, 05:21:54 PM
This was the espresso beer i had:

http://www.ratebeer.com/beer/great-divide-espresso-oak-aged-yeti-imperial-stout/85174/ (http://www.ratebeer.com/beer/great-divide-espresso-oak-aged-yeti-imperial-stout/85174/)

Its probably the darkest, thickest beer I've ever had, but I like that. It has a great coffee taste, and hits hard.
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Post by: rynne on June 17, 2011, 05:36:31 PM
I don't think I've had that.  I know I've had the non-espresso Oak Aged Yeti, which was pretty yummy. Maybe I'll see if there's any at the store tonight.
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Post by: doom on June 17, 2011, 05:41:15 PM
definitely.

I went to a Total Wine yesterday to look for it, and while they carried other Oak Aged Yeti, they didnt have the espresso one, so i hope you're able to find it wherever it is that you go.
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Post by: sin on June 18, 2011, 12:23:24 AM
yeah.
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Post by: rynne on June 18, 2011, 10:03:49 AM
No Espresso Yeti at the shop; left with a bomber of Stone IPA.
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Post by: Naylzie on June 18, 2011, 06:58:33 PM
Man, the things I learn here.  This is AMAZING and the next time I go to the liquor store (which I am honestly contemplating fucking VAULTING to my car to try to make it before they close tonight) I am totally going to look for Espresso Yeti, or, at the very least, some kind of coffee based beer.  And I will SURE AS ALL HELL ask about it if I find myself at Trinity Brewhouse again.  I'm not a big beer drinker, so when my final education class adjourned there after the final meeting for drinks, I opted for a mixed drink rather than a macro.  Even as someone who rarely drinks beer, I don't get going to a brewhouse and ordering big name brew, particularly Budweiser... ugh, god, my godfather drinks that shit and I will never begin to understand it.  I've had beers that I haven't hated; that shit makes me want to replace every part of my digestive tract that it interacts with, starting with and most importantly my tongue.

Thanks for the ed-brew-cation, guys.  Maybe someday I'll find a beer I actually enjoy with all the info I aggregate here!
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Post by: luna on June 18, 2011, 10:05:07 PM
as someone who also didn't like beer at one time i would like to recommend:
-any sort of cream ale (which is technically a lager, not an ale)
-hefeweizen
-any sort of fruit beers, my most recent favorites have involved apricot, mandarin orange, raspberry, huckleberry

most of what i like is canadian microbrew so it's probably not available where you are so i won't recommend specific kinds but if you've never tried hoegaarden you must go try it right now
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Post by: rynne on June 19, 2011, 07:48:34 AM
I'd also suggest Belgian and Belgian-style beers for beer newbies.  They're generally complex, refined, not too bitter and quite different than most brews that a casual beer drinker would've probably come across.
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Post by: doom on June 19, 2011, 09:22:20 AM
two i often offer as suggestions are

-Sea Dog's Blueberry Beer (wheat ale)
-Strongbow (Cider Ale)
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Post by: tim on June 19, 2011, 09:27:28 AM
or just come to England and have some proper beer.

Mike said he now knows what he's been missing all his life.
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Post by: Naylzie on June 19, 2011, 10:37:57 AM
Sadly, though I would LOVE to go to England for a myriad of reasons, that one's not in the budget.  I shall have to settle for things we import from places that make good beer or local places that can approach that status.
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Post by: tim on June 19, 2011, 03:18:01 PM
English beer doesn't travel that well. For imports, stick to Belgian beer as Rynne suggests - that travels much better.
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Post by: kristin on June 23, 2011, 10:06:13 AM
some co workers brought some michelob ultras over to my place yesterday to celebrate the end of the school year. We all put a TON of beer away and were bloated and not buzzed at all after about 8 hours of drinking. Hahah.
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Post by: tim on June 23, 2011, 04:43:33 PM
Had a friend's beer last night & the night before, and a decent Thwaites & some beer from Manchester that wasn't very good tonight.
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Post by: rynne on June 25, 2011, 07:15:16 AM
La Fin du Monde last night. Also got a bottle of Tactical Nuclear Penguin, which I will be saving for a special occasion.
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Post by: Goose on June 25, 2011, 10:30:00 AM
Quote from: rynne on June 25, 2011, 07:15:16 AM
La Fin du Monde last night.
Totally jealous, that stuff is delicious and I haven't had any in far too long.
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Post by: Naylzie on June 30, 2011, 12:42:06 PM
Tried Ithaca Beer Co.'s Apricot Wheat beer this weekend in my never-ending quest to find that goddamn apricot beer my friend introduced me to and promptly forgot.  This one was much less fruity than the beer I seek, and still tasted very much like beer.  The search continues.

Also learned a valuable lesson about mojitos: don't order them from big chain restaurants.  Maybe it was just a bad day, but goddamn, I ordered this strawberry mojito at Applebee's after settling in at the hotel and it was fucking TERRIBLE.  The mint was wilted (presumably having come out of the freezer) and the drink itself had no flavor to speak of at all.  Ugh ugh ugh.

Did enjoy the dark beer on tap at the cousin's shindig though... Yuengling's Black and Tan (not to be confused, as the internet was, with a half and half of a dark beer and a light beer, this was the NAME).  Lighter than Guinness, but still full flavored and tasty.

One of their SCAdian friends also broke out her private stash of mead, whose brand heartbreakingly escapes me...  seriously, I could have crawled into that glass forever.  It was such a warm, delicious flavor.  I was VERY upset that there was not more of THAT to be had.

And realising this post makes me sound like a mega-lush, the apricot beer and the bad mojito were one night, and the rest was over the course of an entire day (though I am glossing over the reisling and pinot grigio because neither struck me as being particularly exceptional because I am a total fail when it comes to fancy wines)
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Post by: Goose on June 30, 2011, 01:10:04 PM
Quote from: Nayl_Girl on June 30, 2011, 12:42:06 PM
Also learned a valuable lesson about mojitos: don't order them from big chain restaurants.  Maybe it was just a bad day, but goddamn, I ordered this strawberry mojito at Applebee's after settling in at the hotel and it was fucking TERRIBLE.  The mint was wilted (presumably having come out of the freezer) and the drink itself had no flavor to speak of at all.  Ugh ugh ugh.
Actually, I'd say that's been my experience with pretty much everything on Applebee's menu.  Freeze-dried, recently re-heated, overprocessed flavourless crap from top to bottom.  I know a few people who absolutely love Applebee's, and I feel like punching them in the tongue.
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Post by: r00 on June 30, 2011, 01:24:32 PM
I never order a mixed drink at any big chain restaurants.  They are always weak as hell.
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Post by: boom on June 30, 2011, 03:18:25 PM
We're under a heat advisory until tomorrow night, I believe ice cold margaritas are called for  8-)
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Post by: individualzero on July 01, 2011, 02:19:00 AM
Quote from: r00 on June 30, 2011, 01:24:32 PM
I never order a mixed drink at any big chain restaurants.  They are always weak as hell.

I admittedly like some of their steaks, but Chili's is (IMHO) where it's at for a big-ass steak when it comes to big chains in my area. Of course, the only other shit we have is Applebee's and Outback, so there's probably far better out there.

I'll shut up now since this isn't the food thread. lol
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Post by: chimera on July 02, 2011, 09:50:27 AM
Whilst on the cruise I had a berry version of a margarita, sorta.  It was called a "Berrylicious" and it had tequila, triple sec and sour mix along with blueberry puree and maybe some other kind of berry something.  It was delish, whatever tequila they used was incredibly smooth...but I'm such a lightweight of course.
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Post by: rynne on July 03, 2011, 08:51:51 AM
I had Dogfish Head's new Black & Red beer at the DFH Alehouse yesterday. It was... bizarre.  It's a strong stout that's made with mint, which I'd hoped would mean mint-chocolate stout.  Yeah, not so much.  It was really complex, big roasted flavor along with raspberry/cherry notes and a minty overtone.  Or, to put it another way, mentholated coffee mixed with a bit of cough syrup.

I'm glad I got a chance to try it, but I don't think I'll be getting it again.  Nine out of ten times, Dogfish's crazy experiments work.  Black & Red is the tenth time.
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Post by: doom on July 04, 2011, 10:33:28 AM
Root beer Rum.

good, but weak.
also, its getting discontinued.
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Post by: Naylzie on July 04, 2011, 10:41:30 AM
Quote from: doomsayer on July 04, 2011, 10:33:28 AM
Root beer Rum.

good, but weak.
also, its getting discontinued.
That is a 2/3 sad post :(  Maybe even totally sad since the fact that it's getting discontinued almost makes the fact that it's good a bad thing :(  Sounds tasty though!
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Post by: doom on July 05, 2011, 07:33:49 PM
yeah, its really easy to drink straight. its only at about 20% or so though.
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Post by: r00 on July 06, 2011, 09:42:51 AM
I saw some mini of "cake" flavoured vodka and had to try it.  It fucking tastes just like white cake!  I was both amazed and sickened at the same time.

I also want to try this.  They have it at the liquor store down the street.
(http://a.abcnews.com/images/Business/acf305df-ca11-4c5a-a3db-401f581bcea2_mn.jpg)
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Post by: sin on July 06, 2011, 06:03:08 PM
the ways in which we try to play god...
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Post by: Aaron on July 06, 2011, 07:27:14 PM
I couldn't do it. Fish flavored booze... Just isn't right... *shakes head* How would you even drink it? Sip on it or shoot it? Cold or room temp? I'm just so confused, I feel wrong on a fundamental level...
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Post by: naut on July 07, 2011, 11:43:14 PM
Salmon has quite a clean flavour but I'm still not sure.

Drank some pretty good NZ pinot last night.
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Post by: doom on July 10, 2011, 10:47:18 PM
something similar to the oak aged yetti espresso beer, left hand brewing company milk stout
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Post by: Aaron on July 12, 2011, 03:15:05 AM
I half assed some Russian Tea. (tang lemon aid iced tea powder) And I'm drinking it cold instead of hot. I can't say my first go at it is amazing. But its pretty good. Something I can improve on for sure...
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Post by: luna on July 15, 2011, 08:55:05 PM
paradise valley grapefruit ale is sooo num
http://www.whistlerbrewing.com/beers/grapefruit-ale/
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Post by: rynne on July 16, 2011, 05:37:22 AM
Oh man, grapefruit ale sounds like it'd be a delicious summer afternoon beer.

I, having not been able to find Espresso Oak Aged Yeti, went for what I presume to be the next best thing: Chocolate Oak Aged Yeti. It's quite good. I thought there was a more pronounced alcohol burn than I'd expect from an aged stout with >10% ABV until I found out there's a pinch of cayenne in the brew.  Nice.
Title: Re: MOTHAFUCKIN' BOOZE TIME
Post by: doom on July 17, 2011, 09:34:05 AM
yes, i must try this grapefruit ale, sounds strange and delightful.

the chocolate stouts pretty damn decent,
im not sure why the espresso is so hard to get a hold of.
i did some research online, and here:

http://www.ratebeer.com/beer/distribution/85174/ (http://www.ratebeer.com/beer/distribution/85174/)
it shows you where this beer can be located as of now.
hopefully one of the locations is near you.
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Post by: rynne on July 17, 2011, 11:04:53 AM
Ah, thanks.  There's one not *too* far from me on that list; about a 25-minute drive, though not in a direction I typically go.  If I'm ever out that way I'll swing by and pick up a bottle.  My local shop has a good selection from Great Divide, so I'm pretty confident some bottles of the Espresso Yeti will show up eventually.
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Post by: Naylzie on July 17, 2011, 11:37:08 AM
Quote from: rynne on July 16, 2011, 05:37:22 AM
I, having not been able to find Espresso Oak Aged Yeti, went for what I presume to be the next best thing: Chocolate Oak Aged Yeti. It's quite good. I thought there was a more pronounced alcohol burn than I'd expect from an aged stout with >10% ABV until I found out there's a pinch of cayenne in the brew.  Nice.
This sounds both deadly and delicious.  I'll have to see if the liquor store by my folks' place carries it.  Apparently their selection is pretty decent.  We got the Leinenkugel's Berry Weiss there.

*drool*

Beloved's step-Mom is stupendously awesome.  After a bit of a trying vacation, some of which is already in the vent thread, she decided she needed to pick up some beer for the last night here, which she graciously shared, after assuring us that, knowing what she does of our distaste for beer, we'd like this if we'd ever like any kind of beer.  She was quite right, and we sure as hell needed it too, after this week.

It's a wheat beer, so it's light, and the berry note is very strong, but not too sweet.  Note: the berry weiss will overpower the flavor of the honey weiss, so if you're inclined to sample the latter, do it first.  I can't give a fair opinion on the honey weiss because the berry just dominated my taste buds.
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Post by: Nadia on July 22, 2011, 10:05:19 PM
Sangria with strawberries tonight. Such a simple pleasure. I like to use a tiny wine glass. That way I can refill my glass repeatedly and give myself the illusion that I am having a lot more than I really am.
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Post by: doom on July 24, 2011, 07:29:50 PM
Cigar City Maduro Oatmeal Raisin Cookie Brown Ale

Fuckin. Awesome.
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Post by: luna on July 25, 2011, 12:54:01 PM
that sounds amazing
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Post by: Aaron on August 20, 2011, 11:48:13 PM
Kaulua and half and half. Not really a good summer drink . But fucking nummy none the less.
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Post by: soul driver on August 21, 2011, 04:06:54 PM
2 and a half screwdrivers last night, which is a half too much than my typical low tolerance limit. to be honest, it was more like 3 and a half I had,one place served them in a small cup,the other in a huge glass. needless to say, there was a lot of texting/calling going on after it..nothing stupid,just fun stuff.

this past winter was rough, I was drinking absinthe nearly every night for a month or two straight. haven't had any in a while..it's not too bad.

funny little note: I never heard of a screwdriver until I saw the film Jackie Brown and Samuel L Jackson's character was drinking it throughout the movie. I thought "that's pretty bad ass,I have to try that" ..to my surprise it wasn't a bad ass drink,just oj and vodka, ha.
Title: Re: MOTHAFUCKIN' BOOZE TIME
Post by: luna on August 21, 2011, 06:30:04 PM
screwdrivers were my drink of choice before i got into beer, i tried to order one when i was in london and the guy didn't know what the hell i was talking about :lol:

currently in my fridge are granville island raspberry ale and hoegaarden, i <3 summer ^-^
Title: Re: MOTHAFUCKIN' BOOZE TIME
Post by: r00 on August 22, 2011, 08:47:35 AM
my latest drink kick has been a cherry lime-aid sort of thing.

- lemon-lime flavored vodka
- 7-Up
- grenadine

yummy.
Title: Re: MOTHAFUCKIN' BOOZE TIME
Post by: boom on August 22, 2011, 10:36:21 AM
Damn r00, that sounds delicious! Will definitely be trying that one. Plus I found out I get a discount on booze at my job :D
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Post by: r00 on August 22, 2011, 10:39:23 AM
That discounted booze will come in handy when dealing with the jerks.  Mommy's little helper.  8-p
Title: Re: MOTHAFUCKIN' BOOZE TIME
Post by: kristin on August 22, 2011, 11:56:10 AM
Fall marks my favorite beer season. Up here, the fall beers are already rolling in. Yesterday, I picked up a 12 pack of a variety of "summer" themed sam adams beers (while I still can!)

I did not really enjoy the Rustic Saison, but the East-West Kolch was really good.
Title: Re: MOTHAFUCKIN' BOOZE TIME
Post by: rynne on August 26, 2011, 11:29:41 AM
I totally agree on fall being the best beer season. This is about the time Mrs. rynne and I start to get excited for the impending pumpkin beer releases.


Good news! Fat Tire has finally got a distributor in Maryland. In the past I've only had it west of the Mississippi.  CSB: I saw a guy with a Fat Tire t-shirt at our B&B this summer.  When I complimented him, he told me I was the first stranger to know what the shirt meant.  Since it only had the bike logo and "Fat Tire" on it, most people thought it meant he was a cyclist.

Kinda like the adult who told a teenage rynne that he appreciated his t-shirt's affirmation of faith. He was not corrected on the actual meaning of "Jesus Built My Hotrod."

Title: Re: MOTHAFUCKIN' BOOZE TIME
Post by: Aaron on August 26, 2011, 12:08:55 PM
hahahahh. So Jesus didn't build your Hotrod? Damn. 

I have tried Blue Moon's Pumpkin beer, and I didn't think it was pumpkiny enough... Good, just not quite what I wanted. (I still liked it, just wasn't what I thought it would be like at all.)

I'm gona be drinking energy drinks all day, and night. Since I work late, then early. (1pm-9pm today, and then I got back in at 5am tomorrow morning.)

Title: Re: MOTHAFUCKIN' BOOZE TIME
Post by: doom on August 26, 2011, 09:35:58 PM
Tried a variety box from Left Hand Brewery. Milk stouts still the best, but the 400 lb monkey, and the stranger are pretty good. the perverse part of me laughts at left hand brewery's the stranger more than i should though.


hearing good things about shipyards pumpkin ale. must try.
Title: Re: MOTHAFUCKIN' BOOZE TIME
Post by: kristin on August 28, 2011, 06:43:31 AM
Dogfish Head Punkin = my favorite pumpkin beer. UFO has a good one, too. Shipyard is too spicy/artificial tasting for me.
Title: Re: MOTHAFUCKIN' BOOZE TIME
Post by: luna on August 28, 2011, 09:33:53 AM
Is dogfish head crazy expensive in America too? There's only 1 place that I know of that carries it and it's between $18-25 for a 4 pack :(
Title: Re: MOTHAFUCKIN' BOOZE TIME
Post by: doom on August 28, 2011, 10:03:55 AM
that price has to be because it's an import for you.
going off the top of my head i think its something like 14 dollars for a 6 pack here.
its on the pricier side, but thats because its an independent brewing company.
Title: Re: MOTHAFUCKIN' BOOZE TIME
Post by: kristin on August 28, 2011, 12:01:51 PM
I think a 4 pack of the dogfish punkin is about $10
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Post by: rynne on August 28, 2011, 07:35:47 PM
Yeah, $10 for a 4-pack of Punkin is what I'd expect to pay.  DFH is certainly one of the more expensive micro/craft breweries but it's not generally outrageous.  It's no more expensive than Stone or Victory at my beer store.
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Post by: luna on August 28, 2011, 08:19:14 PM
damn you americans with your cheap beer *shakes fist*
Title: Re: MOTHAFUCKIN' BOOZE TIME
Post by: r00 on August 29, 2011, 10:43:00 AM
I swear Fat Tire changed their recipe a decade or so ago and it just hasn't tasted the same since.  But the flavor of it still brings me back to my college days and picking up a keg of Fat Tire for a weekend of debauchery.  Goddamn those years were gold. 
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Post by: videodrone on August 29, 2011, 07:49:32 PM
I'm geared up for fall. I'm all about Shipyard Pumpkinhead and football right now.

drone
Title: Re: MOTHAFUCKIN' BOOZE TIME
Post by: doom on September 05, 2011, 07:19:50 PM
An AMAZING mixture:

50% Shipyard's Pumpkinhead Ale
25% Vanilla Porter
25% Guinness


basically resembles pumpkin pie with whipped cream.
goodness.
Title: Re: MOTHAFUCKIN' BOOZE TIME
Post by: videodrone on September 05, 2011, 07:45:08 PM
That just made me hard.

I drank the last of my Goldschlager (straight outta the bottle. I'm a classy broad.) and that makes me sad. Why do I have to be too poor for Patron? :(

drone
Title: Re: MOTHAFUCKIN' BOOZE TIME
Post by: sin on September 05, 2011, 07:47:24 PM
Don't feel bad; I have, on multiple occasions, drank screwdrivers out of a ceramic coffee mug I got for donating money during a Red Green telethon.  Now THAT'S classy.
Title: Re: MOTHAFUCKIN' BOOZE TIME
Post by: boom on September 05, 2011, 09:49:00 PM
I just tanked 2 cans of blast and I'm pretty goddamn hammered. Thats true class drinking a malt beverage endorsed by snoop. Screw you, the strawberry lemonade flavor is all kinds of delicious.
Title: Re: MOTHAFUCKIN' BOOZE TIME
Post by: r00 on September 06, 2011, 01:25:12 PM
boom has yet to steer me wrong in the world of booze, so Blast has now been added to my must try list.   :rock:
Title: Re: MOTHAFUCKIN' BOOZE TIME
Post by: luna on September 06, 2011, 05:12:43 PM
dead frog toasted coconut wit

sounds weird but is soooo num ^-^
Title: Re: MOTHAFUCKIN' BOOZE TIME
Post by: doom on September 10, 2011, 02:04:57 PM
(http://www.blogaboutbeer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/100493329_60224805ca_o.jpg)


:rock:
Title: Re: MOTHAFUCKIN' BOOZE TIME
Post by: rynne on September 13, 2011, 05:44:11 PM
In awesome news, I got my first 4-packs of Punkin' Ale of the season. Soooooo gooooood.  :) :) :)

For reference, I paid $9 each.
Title: Re: MOTHAFUCKIN' BOOZE TIME
Post by: doom on September 13, 2011, 06:42:18 PM
its around $7.50 for a 6 pack here.
Title: Re: MOTHAFUCKIN' BOOZE TIME
Post by: rynne on September 23, 2011, 04:38:01 PM
Beer store haul:

Dogfish Head Punkin Ale
Smuttynose Pumpkin Ale
Shipyard Smashed Pumpkin Ale (anyone noticing a trend here?)
Dogfish Head/Sierra Nevada Life & Limb
New Belgium Fat Tire

Obviously pumpkin beer rules.  I didn't see any Pumpkinhead, so I went with the bomber of Smashed Pumpkin.  I've never seen Life & Limb before, so I had to get it as a DFH fan (though we had the other DFH/SN collab beer, Limb & Life, at the brewpub last year).  And Fat Tire 'cause I wanted something to drink tonight.
Title: Re: MOTHAFUCKIN' BOOZE TIME
Post by: kristin on September 23, 2011, 08:55:01 PM
Punkin is in my top 3 beers of all time. I even got my dad turned on to it :)
Title: Re: MOTHAFUCKIN' BOOZE TIME
Post by: videodrone on September 24, 2011, 06:16:07 PM
Blue Moon Harvest Pumpkin isn't too bad. It's similar to Shipyard Pumpkinhead.

So I'm getting kind of sick of drinking Bud Light all the time and need something new. Any suggestions from the beer connoisseurs out there? I'm open to anything, outside of stuff that's too heavy. If it's something I'm gonna be drinking on a regular basis, I'd like my pants to still fit. :) I've currently switched to Blue Moon and Amstel Light, if that helps.

drone
Title: Re: MOTHAFUCKIN' BOOZE TIME
Post by: kristin on September 24, 2011, 07:54:48 PM
Stella Artois?
Title: Re: MOTHAFUCKIN' BOOZE TIME
Post by: luna on September 25, 2011, 09:37:05 AM
Yes Stella!
Title: Re: MOTHAFUCKIN' BOOZE TIME
Post by: sin on September 27, 2011, 12:20:31 AM
Not a fan.
Title: Re: MOTHAFUCKIN' BOOZE TIME
Post by: individualzero on September 27, 2011, 03:43:03 AM
Having never tried it myself, from what I've heard, a lot of my friends who drink beer say Stella Artois is pretty damn good. They also mentioned Blue Moon and... I'm probably gonna catch flak just for being so mainstream, but I'm told Pabst Blue Ribbon is pretty boss.
Title: Re: MOTHAFUCKIN' BOOZE TIME
Post by: sin on September 27, 2011, 04:09:23 AM
I will commence sending you flak to catch:

PBR is balls.  If I'm gonna drink cheap beer, I'm going to drink Steel Reserve or Busch Light or Bud Ice, or any of the multitude of cheap beers that are better than PBR.

It's made even worse by the fact that Iowa City is a college town, filled to the brim with hipsters, who drink PBR because it's cool these days, so the local retailers charge for PBR about what they charge for "normal" priced beers, because the hipsters pay it anyway, because they know nothing about beer.

Stella Artois IS a decent beer, I've just always seen it kind of over-priced.  If I'm going to pay that much for beer, I'm going to grab some Sierra Nevada Pale Ale or Franziskaner Hefe-Weisse.  And of course, if I REALLY want to splurge, I'll make an effort to go to an actual liquor store to get some Belhaven Scottish Ale.
Title: Re: MOTHAFUCKIN' BOOZE TIME
Post by: individualzero on September 27, 2011, 04:30:56 AM
Hey, I deserve the flak for not drinking beer and knowing what they taste like. LOL

They're things to try, but from the way you described PBR, I'd probably cross PBR off the list.

I did have a friend of mine rant and rave about Sierra Nevada, but I don't know that it was pale ale. While I'm sure that's good, they described this Sierra Nevada variant as coming in a green(ish?) bottle and being a bit... heavier than regular beer? Is that their Pale Ale?
Title: Re: MOTHAFUCKIN' BOOZE TIME
Post by: sin on September 27, 2011, 04:44:15 AM
Sierra Nevada comes in a brown bottle with a green label, but I think they also make a stout (or maybe a wheat?) that comes in an identical bottle with a reddish brown label.  Not bad, but not as good their Pale Ale.

I wouldn't necessarily call Sierra Nevada a "heavier" beer, but is definitely more bitter than a lot of ales.  If you're into bitter beers, it's a great one to try.

edit:  I like Franziskaner because everyone I know thinks it tastes different.  I have friends who think it tastes like pork sausages, soy sauce, and wine.  Personally, I think it kind of tastes like apples.
Title: Re: MOTHAFUCKIN' BOOZE TIME
Post by: individualzero on September 27, 2011, 08:02:10 AM
Quote from: sin on September 27, 2011, 04:44:15 AM
I have friends who think it tastes like pork sausages

That's close enough to bacon for me to want to try it (because let's face it, who wouldn't drink bacon-beer?).



I think I just made my arteries harden with that joke.
Title: Re: MOTHAFUCKIN' BOOZE TIME
Post by: doom on September 27, 2011, 10:36:05 AM
there is a bacon beer, and i want nothing to do with it.
Title: Re: MOTHAFUCKIN' BOOZE TIME
Post by: rynne on September 27, 2011, 04:11:10 PM
Quote from: ?uo?po?p?? on September 24, 2011, 06:16:07 PM
So I'm getting kind of sick of drinking Bud Light all the time and need something new. Any suggestions from the beer connoisseurs out there? I'm open to anything, outside of stuff that's too heavy. If it's something I'm gonna be drinking on a regular basis, I'd like my pants to still fit. :) I've currently switched to Blue Moon and Amstel Light, if that helps.

drone

Blue Moon is a witbier; if you like that a good upgrade is Heogaarden, which is pretty widely distributed. Allagash White is another good beer of the same style.  As far as lagers I really like Brooklyn Lager, which is surprisingly malty and tasty.

Quote from: individualzero on September 27, 2011, 04:30:56 AM
I did have a friend of mine rant and rave about Sierra Nevada, but I don't know that it was pale ale. While I'm sure that's good, they described this Sierra Nevada variant as coming in a green(ish?) bottle and being a bit... heavier than regular beer? Is that their Pale Ale?

I'd assume that a generic reference to "Sierra Nevada" is referring to their pale ale, which is their most well-known beer. At least around me, Sierra Nevada Pale Ale and Sam Adams Lager were the two most widespread craft beers at the very beginning of the craft/microbrew explosion of the '00s. As such, I can understand why someone would think it's gotten played out (I agree to some extent; I certainly don't buy it much now that other craft brews are more common).

That being said, Sierra Nevada is a good brewery that has lots of good beers that are unrelated to their Pale Ale. Their Bigfoot barleywine is worth checking out.
Title: Re: MOTHAFUCKIN' BOOZE TIME
Post by: videodrone on September 27, 2011, 04:33:12 PM
Thanks for the suggestions, everyone. Next time I'm at the liquor store I'll be good to go. :)

I've had PBR before. It's not terrible, but it's not something I'd want to drink on a regular basis.

drone
Title: Re: MOTHAFUCKIN' BOOZE TIME
Post by: luna on September 27, 2011, 07:08:29 PM
Mmm blue moon is super num, never seen it up here though :(
Title: Re: MOTHAFUCKIN' BOOZE TIME
Post by: r00 on September 28, 2011, 08:08:33 AM
PBR is always a good skatepark/snowboard beer.  Light enough not to weight you down, yet strong enough to give you that bit of liquid courage.
Title: Re: MOTHAFUCKIN' BOOZE TIME
Post by: boom on September 28, 2011, 08:32:32 AM
The first time I had blue moon was when r00 took theo and I on the coors brewery tour and they gave out free samples. It's been my favorite ever since <3
Title: Re: MOTHAFUCKIN' BOOZE TIME
Post by: r00 on September 28, 2011, 08:42:11 AM
haha  poor theo couldn't legally drink then.  He had to just sit there and watch, wearing his wristband of shame.  8-p
Title: Re: MOTHAFUCKIN' BOOZE TIME
Post by: Aaron on September 28, 2011, 09:05:12 PM
Damn that sucks... That is harsh... A long time ago, my folks went on wine tasting and they had grape juice for people under 21.


I'm drinking Hoegaarden. Its good.  :D (this is my face when drinking it!)


Other then this and Blue Moon I can't think of anything that isn't black and thick. Which I like. HMMM... OH Sam Adams Cherry Wheat beer. That shit is like soda pop sweet. But still Beer. I drank it while in Hawaii. st pauli girl is pretty good. However, the after taste reminds me of what bounce balls smell like (no really, I love bounce balls. and it tastes just like they smell...)
Title: Re: MOTHAFUCKIN' BOOZE TIME
Post by: Aaron on September 29, 2011, 09:40:17 PM
Not sure if you East siders can get it, but Black Butte Porter by Deschutes Brewery is amazing. Granted, I haven't had a lot of Porters to compare it to... But its good.

Title: Re: MOTHAFUCKIN' BOOZE TIME
Post by: Aaron on October 01, 2011, 09:34:05 PM
Here in town we have one kind of Sam Adams beer (Boston Lager,  which is amazing, not saying anything bad about it. However, with the other beers that Sam Adams makes, it would be nice to try them out. I mean, I had to travel to Hawaii to try a different type... It was the Cherry Wheat. And it was amazing!) BUT tonight dear friends. I had another of his beers. Bringing that total up to 3. It was (drum roll) Latitude 48. While I can't say I'm big on IPA's (I'm not a big fan of hops...) Its good. The hops in it, don't make it bitter, but nummy. Its really good. And I'm pretty drunk. SO I'm about to go to bed... Cuz I'm tired, I woke up at 3am. And I drank quite a bit tonight.
Title: Re: MOTHAFUCKIN' BOOZE TIME
Post by: naut on October 03, 2011, 10:05:56 PM
I need to stop binge drinking.

Title: Re: MOTHAFUCKIN' BOOZE TIME
Post by: boofu on October 15, 2011, 08:47:14 AM
I clicked on this thread and read it as MOTHAFUCKIN' BOOK TIME and got really confused until I realized I was wrong :(
Title: Re: MOTHAFUCKIN' BOOZE TIME
Post by: individualzero on October 20, 2011, 04:20:55 PM
okay so... I had my first drunking experience and Now im drunk, so I need to hit some sleep. licker store gave me like

cases..

oh drinks...

probably shouldnt have had ALL of it all, But I didnt read the stuff before I did. I guess booze is mike tysons. Hits you hard. Like a nuke.

I may have to eddy this post later, Im. not sure what Im saying but Im pretty super bubbly and watery. I do this. For the hung.

night!
Title: Re: MOTHAFUCKIN' BOOZE TIME
Post by: Goose on October 20, 2011, 04:34:45 PM
Bloody amateur...

:P
Title: Re: MOTHAFUCKIN' BOOZE TIME
Post by: Aaron on October 20, 2011, 07:43:51 PM
IZ. I didn't think it was possible, but I like you even more now!

QuoteI may have to eddy this post later, Im. not sure what Im saying but Im pretty super bubbly and watery. I do this. For the hung.

That is amazing. Don't die!
Title: Re: MOTHAFUCKIN' BOOZE TIME
Post by: r00 on October 20, 2011, 09:42:20 PM
Quote from: Goose on October 20, 2011, 04:34:45 PM
Bloody amateur...

:P

hahaha!
Title: Re: MOTHAFUCKIN' BOOZE TIME
Post by: individualzero on October 21, 2011, 10:22:02 AM
Holy shit, even I can't make sense of what I was trying to say.

I feel like someone punched me in the brain and stomach.

rofl
Title: Re: MOTHAFUCKIN' BOOZE TIME
Post by: r00 on October 21, 2011, 10:23:05 AM
lol it's ok.  Let he/she who has not ever posted drunk on PI cast the first stone!   :P
Title: Re: MOTHAFUCKIN' BOOZE TIME
Post by: doom on October 21, 2011, 06:47:47 PM
Quote from: r00 on October 21, 2011, 10:23:05 AM
lol it's ok.  Let he/she who has not ever posted drunk on PI cast the first stone!   :P

...*tumbleweed*...
Title: Re: MOTHAFUCKIN' BOOZE TIME
Post by: Aaron on October 21, 2011, 06:50:04 PM
And you got it into the right thread, so that makes it more impressive! Super drunk, and still able to post on topic!
Title: Re: MOTHAFUCKIN' BOOZE TIME
Post by: individualzero on October 21, 2011, 10:33:41 PM
I'm pretty impressed with myself for finding the website at all. The fact that I was able to click the right thread, make a post and fall into bed afterwards was pretty impressive for a first time drinker, I think.
Title: Re: MOTHAFUCKIN' BOOZE TIME
Post by: Aaron on October 21, 2011, 11:17:07 PM
So how bad was/is your hangover?  Also just what were you drinking?

But ya, I'm impressed... Normally I send really long random emails to TPD and one of my other friends.


I'm about to drink some Nyquil, and Scotch.
Title: Re: MOTHAFUCKIN' BOOZE TIME
Post by: individualzero on October 22, 2011, 12:38:35 AM
I'm not feeling it anymore but I woke up with a headache from hell and was spewing enough chunks to think I was at a GWAR concert or something.

I don't even remember what the fuck I HAD (my parents hucked the case/cases out into the trash) but apparently I told a friend I had "like eight or nine bottles of some fruit stout that was like 16% APV". I don't know how accurate any of that is, though.

Nyquil/Scotch? You are a brave man. Please wake up in the morning! lol
Title: Re: MOTHAFUCKIN' BOOZE TIME
Post by: r00 on October 30, 2011, 05:31:38 PM
Drinking some Patron anejo out of some new glasses.  Turtle got me a few of those Dorothy Thorpe roly poly sterling rim glasses they drink out of on Mad Men.   8-)
Title: Re: MOTHAFUCKIN' BOOZE TIME
Post by: Aaron on October 31, 2011, 01:18:03 AM
I really need to try Patron, or at lest high end Tequila. Jose and I don't aren't friends. (in fact, fuck that guy.) 
Title: Re: MOTHAFUCKIN' BOOZE TIME
Post by: boom on October 31, 2011, 06:50:31 AM
Jose and I have shared many a night hugging a toilet. I regret nothing.

I drink so infrequently now that I switched back to drinking blue moon instead of bud light. I consider this both a good and a bad thing.
Title: Re: MOTHAFUCKIN' BOOZE TIME
Post by: doom on November 08, 2011, 06:58:17 PM
Im usually a whiskey person but:

Pinnacle Whipped Cream Vodka.

I don't even taste the vodka, its weird.
its good with ginger ale, coke, or oddly enough, orange juice.
Title: Re: MOTHAFUCKIN' BOOZE TIME
Post by: r00 on November 09, 2011, 09:04:49 AM
I've been on a flavored vodka kick lately too.  I agree with you about how good the whipped-cream flavored vodka is with coke.  There is also an "orange cream" vodka that I like a lot too.  It's a Burnett's flavor, so it is cheap, but goddamn it's yummy.
Title: Re: MOTHAFUCKIN' BOOZE TIME
Post by: Goose on November 09, 2011, 09:35:39 AM
There was a massive work party on the weekend, and it was the first time in a long time that I seriously got my drink on.  I know that's sometimes frowned upon at most work parties, but that's actually the point of this party.  I know my drinking skills are horribly out of practice, and I was always told that my alcohol tolerance would go to shit when I turned 30, and at first I was scared it was all true.  After the first 4 pints, I felt like I'd had 7 or 8.  For the rest of the evening, I switched to rye 'n cokes.  Stayed respectably plastered, ended up having 11 of those, the last of which was a double at last call.  15 drinks in about 5 hours, and I still woke up with no hangover.  I was tired as hell because I slept like shit, and later on in the day my lower intestines had some serious complaints about my previous activities, but I was otherwise fine. 

This is an annual party, and there's actually a prize given for "the person who had the most fun that night, but is least likely to remember it the next morning".  :P  I didn't win, I'll have to try harder next year.

In other news, I'm loving the whiskey stones I got from Thinkgeek.  They're perfect for a sipping drink, but wouldn't be good for almost anything else.  My dad's also got me hooked on Spicebox Canadian Spiced Whiskey.  Holy crap is that stuff tasty.  I didn't know spiced whiskey existed, but wow is it good.
Title: Re: MOTHAFUCKIN' BOOZE TIME
Post by: r00 on November 09, 2011, 10:38:30 AM
I think I am going to get my dad some whiskey stones for christmas.  He is a big scotch guy and has always complained about the dilemma of ice-watered-down and cold vs. neat and warm.
Title: Re: MOTHAFUCKIN' BOOZE TIME
Post by: rynne on November 10, 2011, 06:14:29 AM
My coworker went to a scotch-tasting event last month where he got complimentary whiskey stones (which is what reminded me of this). I guess maybe a couple dozen distilleries had tables, ranging from large corporate groups to small-batch artisan distilleries. He quickly found out that there were two recognizable kinds of tables, and that the distinction could be reliably used to separate the bad scotch from the good from across the room. The first kind of table was operated by gorgeous, flirty women in sexy outfits. The scotch at those tables was awful. The second kind of table was operated by ancient, ugly Scotsmen. The scotch at those tables was excellent.

On a different topic, I picked up a couple bottles of DFH's new Pearl Jam beer (http://www.dogfish.com/brews-spirits/the-brews/occasional-rarities/faithfull-ale.htm) last night. It's a belgian-style golden ale with ten (get it, eh, eh?) additions of currants. I'll probably open the first bottle this weekend---it sounds pretty tasty.
Title: Re: MOTHAFUCKIN' BOOZE TIME
Post by: Aaron on November 10, 2011, 09:28:12 PM
I bought some Champagne. I'm going to drink it soon. (pretty high end stuff. I paid just shy of 9 bucks. Cristal isn't that much more right? :P) I also bought the one with the highest amount of alcohol. 12%. I need to figure out how to open it...


Also, I won't be wearing a top hat, I will feel so under dressed when drinking my Champagne.

Champagne opened. I'm getting fancy up in this bitch. (I really need to buy a top hat.) Granted the fact I'm drinking this out of a normal glass doesn't really make it fancy either. But what the hell.

Edit number two. I should have bought another bottle of champagne. I feel sad now :(. Sad I don't have more Champagne...
Title: Re: MOTHAFUCKIN' BOOZE TIME
Post by: boom on November 11, 2011, 12:00:24 AM
Champagne tastes like butt.
Title: Re: MOTHAFUCKIN' BOOZE TIME
Post by: Aaron on November 11, 2011, 01:08:18 AM
Ya, I wouldn't pay much more then I did for it. But it really isn't that horrible... I do feel kinda bumbed out thought. I think I lost my drunk... :( Next time, two bottles.  Granted thought, I like white wine more then red, mostly due to the mouth feel of it... (red feels funky to me...) And I'm not really that big on wine in general... Granted I haven't had any real good stuff. (Like 15 bucks tops for a bottle.)
Title: Re: MOTHAFUCKIN' BOOZE TIME
Post by: luna on November 11, 2011, 11:08:43 AM
There is better stuff of there, I like the sweeter pink champagne ^-^
Title: Re: MOTHAFUCKIN' BOOZE TIME
Post by: naut on November 16, 2011, 06:37:21 PM
I love sparkling wine/Champagne
Title: Re: MOTHAFUCKIN' BOOZE TIME
Post by: rynne on November 18, 2011, 07:08:13 PM
Sadly, DFH's Pearl Jam beer is disapointing. Despite its description of "Ale brewed with currants," the currants don't really make much of an impression until the beer's warmed to room temperature, and even then they mix with the hops to get a characteristic reminiscent of dry white wine instead of a big juicy red. Not that it's a bad beer; it's pleasant and drinkable.

But for one of their big, limited-edition beers, I was expecting quite a bit more. It's not the best music-themed beer they've done---their Miles-Davis-inspired Bitches' Brew is legitimately amazing. Hell, it's not even the best currant-flavored beer they've done (that'd be the discontinued Au Currant winter seasonal). It's an interesting novelty, but I don't think I'll be buying it again.
Title: Re: MOTHAFUCKIN' BOOZE TIME
Post by: r00 on November 18, 2011, 11:04:25 PM
Quote from: rynne on November 18, 2011, 07:08:13 PM
It's an interesting novelty, but I don't think I'll be buying it again.

So you are saying it's more like a Lady Gaga themed beer?
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Post by: rynne on November 20, 2011, 09:41:16 AM
I'll reserve that description for the beer whose bottle is wrapped in (preserved) meat (http://www.brewdog.com/blog-article/341).
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Post by: doom on December 18, 2011, 07:18:31 PM
Magic Hat's Winter Ale aint too bad,
neither is Samual Adams Chocolate Bock.

aka i am drunk.
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Post by: Aaron on December 25, 2011, 11:38:02 PM
Hot Toddy, or whatever its called. I made it with honey, lemon concentrate, ground cinnamon, hot water, and the cheapest Scotch I have (Black label.)

In other words, I am high class even when I'm sick! 
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Post by: chimera on December 28, 2011, 10:54:06 AM
Quote from: rynne on November 18, 2011, 07:08:13 PMIt's not the best music-themed beer they've done---their Miles-Davis-inspired Bitches' Brew is legitimately amazing.
Please to be elaborating regarding said beer.
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Post by: rynne on December 28, 2011, 06:50:11 PM
Bitches' Brew is 3 parts imperial stout, 1 part tej. Tej is an Ethiopian honey beer (which makes it a kind of mead, I suppose), so Bitches' Brew is this near-black, thick beer that coats your mouth with dark chocolate and honey. I guess the mixing of an Americanized stout and African mead is meant to play off of Miles Davis' fusion of musical styles and cultures and whatnot, but really all you need to know is that the beer is freakin' delicious.
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Post by: chimera on December 28, 2011, 08:13:27 PM
It sounds wonderful!  I mean, I could have Googled it, of course, but it's better when you describe it.
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Post by: doom on December 29, 2011, 10:42:59 PM
LIONS STOUT  :rock:
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Post by: Aaron on December 31, 2011, 08:10:54 AM
I have been drinking 5 hour energy shot things. The Pomegranate is the best flavor, to me at lest. (The OG flavor damn near made me puke when I tried it a long time ago.) The Grape isn't horrible. But if it wasn't a shot, I wouldn't drink it...   Now I just need find them for cheaper on line in bulk amounts...
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Post by: Aaron on January 30, 2012, 12:28:49 PM
I bought Coke Zero and some Raspberries. Put the raspberries in a cup crushed them up with a spoon (this is important, it makes it have a lot more flavor from them.) Then ice and then the coke=NUMMY!


Also Coke zero is good. It sorta has the odd diet (chemical death) after taste but not a lot of it... 
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Post by: luna on January 30, 2012, 02:32:58 PM
B started drinking coke zero, I've only ever tasted it once but i stand by my belief that it tastes like coke flavored chemicals...yuck
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Post by: Aaron on January 30, 2012, 09:30:20 PM
PFT. Those chemicals are what makes it taste so good!

And for the record I'm not joking. I really do like the weird chemical taste of it. (Also why I drink sugar free Red Bull as well, or other sugar free energy drinks. The odd chemical/death taste is what I enjoy most!)
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Post by: r00 on January 31, 2012, 08:51:16 AM
I've been trying sugar-free Rockstar lately.  It definitely doesn't make me crash as hard as the normal Rockstar and the chemical taste isn't as noticeable since it uses sucralose instead of aspartame.
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Post by: Aaron on February 03, 2012, 10:19:01 PM
Last night was, Hennessy, Rum (two different kinds) And Vodka, and a bit of whiskey... Then some water, and while I did wake with a hangover, it wasn't that bad... Work sucked. but being in the freezer felt amazing.
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Post by: Aaron on February 12, 2012, 01:43:14 AM
I'm pretty drunk well sober enough to walk 12 blocks but drunk enough to sleep very well tonight. Also I'm sorry for drunk posting.1

Bacon vodka AKA BAKON is fucking horrible. HORRIBLE. Like I think that is the nastiest booze I have ever had. EVER. No joke, and no lie. And I fucking LOVE bacon. But Bakon is horrible. Take it from the mouth of a fatty its nasty.
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Post by: Aaron on February 24, 2012, 01:31:42 AM
Ninkasi Total Domination IPA.

I'm not big on IPAs (I like the darker stuff. Less hops more malt.) However its really good, and strong. 6.7%...
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Post by: doom on March 02, 2012, 10:11:50 PM
so much sierra nevada
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Post by: individualzero on March 06, 2012, 04:50:22 PM
750ml bottle of Fireball Whisky (http://www.fireballwhisky.com/)

Tonight should be interesting. I've never had actual hard liquor so I'm cutting it with a fuckton of water. Sorry in advance for drunkposts.
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Post by: doom on April 08, 2012, 09:36:54 PM
LOVE whiskey, hate fireball.

Made a giant batch of Sangria this weekend using Citrus Triple Sec Vodka, an Italian Champagne, Sweet red wine, fresca, and lime juice. chopped up pears, apples, mangos, and threw in grapes.

guess how fun the beach was?
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Post by: individualzero on April 08, 2012, 09:41:07 PM
re: fireball

Yeah, my friend had his 21st not long before I bought the bottle and he said I "had to try Fireball". It wasn't terrible, but I'm not sure it was the best whiskey to start off with having never had the stuff before. It tasted like a very strong, booze-laced Big Red. I'm not entirely sure how straight, unflavored whiskey tastes by comparison, but now I'm curious if it tastes better.

Unlike when I had those strong-ass beers, though, whiskey knocks me the fuck out. I had like 80% whiskey/20% water in my coffee mug and by the time I'd finished the mug, I managed to play a single match on a video game while drunk before I wandered into bed and zonked out. Strangely, I didn't spew chunks in the morning (but I didn't exactly get a terrible hangover after drinking all that beer either).
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Post by: r00 on April 09, 2012, 07:11:56 AM
it is scary how easy it is to polish off a bottle of these flavored vodkas.  send help.
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Post by: Aaron on April 09, 2012, 11:00:38 AM
Whats up drinking buddy? :P
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Post by: Aaron on April 13, 2012, 11:26:10 PM
My coworker from Vietnam brought me a can of "White Fungus Bird's Nest drink" She said it's to make you healthier and prettier. She also said that the real bird's nests are like 400 bucks a pound. And I have to say, I kinda don't want to drink it... The oddness of it. (I'm also going to share with my roommate.) 
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Post by: doom on April 15, 2012, 08:52:58 PM
sierra nevada just released their torpedo and pale ale in cans, so basically that rules. day time drunk (dtd) rules.
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Post by: Aaron on April 27, 2012, 03:42:32 AM
Rockstar has pink rockstar... I bought a can, and will try it soon.

It doesn't have much flavor at all... I could hardly taste anything. So I guess it wasn't bad, but not great... Meh. I wouldn't use it as a mixer...
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Post by: r00 on April 28, 2012, 07:38:55 PM
It's warming up here, so cheladas are flowing.  Cheap light beer (PBR light) with Clamato, salt, and limejuice.  Yum x 10.

edit:  editing this to draw attention to my 666 postcount without ruining it.  8-p
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Post by: Aaron on April 28, 2012, 08:26:42 PM
ALL HAIL SATAN r00

I have never had a Clamato. However it makes me happy you aren't buying the premade Bud light ones...
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Post by: Aaron on June 23, 2012, 11:57:59 PM
Scotch Green Label... I feel bad for putting ice in it. But I did. I put ice in it... (But don't worry I put a lot of Scotch to make up for the ice!)

I'm also trying to kill off a lot of my bottles before I move. Or at lest my not so great stuff. I have a few mostly full ones. So I see a lot of booze filled nights coming soon.
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Post by: rynne on July 31, 2012, 06:48:49 PM
Earlier this month we were in Shenandoah and noticed a little road sign for a distillery. Since we'd already gone to breweries and wineries, we figured this was the next logical step. :)

It turned out to be this old warehouse down a side street of a tiny town where the guys malted, smoked and distilled single-malt whiskey and rye. The barely is an exclusive strain developed by a UVa prof and grown by ag students for course credit, and the malt is smoked with fruitwood. I think the tour was run by the distiller's mom.

The moral of the story is that Copper Fox (http://www.copperfox.biz/) makes really good whiskey.
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Post by: rynne on September 16, 2012, 06:17:45 AM
Is it mid-September? That means it's time for pumpkin beer!  So far, I've gotten:

Punkin Ale (Dogfish Head Brewery)
Pumking (Southern Tier Brewing)
Night Owl Pumpkin Ale (Elysian Brewing)
Post Road Pumpkin Ale (Brooklyn Brewery)
Imperial Pumpkin (Long Trail Brewing)
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Post by: doom on September 17, 2012, 09:53:20 AM
Cigar City's Great Gourd is on my list of pumpkin beers to try
Terrapin has one too, and its decent.

I still like Shipyard's Pumpkin Head Ale, but i feel like the quality of it has gone down over the years.

I just tried Cigar City's Tangerine Ginger Ale and it was fantastic.
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Post by: luna on September 17, 2012, 02:53:27 PM
ooh tangerine ginger ale sounds soooo yum!

Pretty much the only thing that makes me jealous of americans is your awesome selection of tasty microbrews :lol:
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Post by: Aaron on September 27, 2012, 10:43:59 AM
Coffee. French press coffee. I made it strong. REALLY strong. Next time less coffee. Its good though. Once I let it cool a bit its not as bitter. So all in all good.
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Post by: doom on November 29, 2012, 07:59:29 PM
Dogfish 120 IPA is...amazing. 17.5% ABV
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Post by: rynne on March 29, 2013, 07:21:50 PM
Over the past few months, the Mrs. and I have been won over by the charms (and reasonable price) of Bulleit bourbon and rye.  But right now, I'm drinking martinis. Oh, gin and vermouth, how lovely you are together.