I currently have bronchitis and a sinus infection and my doctor prescribed me a ginormous bottle of purple drank. I feel like a rapper taking a swing from that bad boy.
So I started my job in January and according my my manager "I've learned all there is to know and I'm tapped out in my position"
Great! I'm thinking I'm going to get a promotion, right?
WRONG!
According to her I need to work on my attitude and she will decide at her discretion when I'm ready to move on.
How long will that take you might be asking?
May. She will let me leave in May. Why May? Because that's when my year is officially up and she can no longer hold me in my position. Is my attitude really that bad? No friends, it really isn't. While in my personal life I may be a crabby bitch, I can assure you I go out of my way to be a goddamn ray of sunshine when I'm a work being paid. The only real logic I can think of in her decision is why would she promote someone that does twice, and some months three times, as much work as anyone else on her team? I'm being punished for being too good at my job. What I do it so boring I really don't know if I can suck it up long enough to wait around until May.
