Random thread: Where's your postcount now, (tpd) bitch

[luna]

Also it does have cracked out woman with holes in the ass of her leggings that she's wearing instead of pants

[TPD]

IT'S LIKE THE FUTURE! I LOVE THE SKY TRAIN!

[dee]

It isn't dense though, just like a sandstorm or something, or perhaps just a bad pollution day in an average European city.
I'm going to stay indoors as much as I can because the air is kind of gritty and probably not that healthy for long periods of time.  Will be fun to clean my car when this is over. 

~hydra

That's not bad at all. Definitely not sandstorm or even dust storm (at least by Arabic standards) but nasty enough. I'm imagining a little worse than when our mountain erupted. We had ash and it was a bit hazy, but nothing like my Aunt Wilma got to the east. (She couldn't even see the street light in the yard, the ash was so thick)

Stay indoors, keep all vents to the outside turned off. If you go out, cover your face. Ash, even for short periods of time, is bad. Especially if you have any lung problems. And good luck with the car. Rinse it off rather than any sort of rubbing. Otherwise it'll get scratched to shit. (See? Even 30 years after the fact, I remember my basic volcanic eruption safety  )

[Hydra]

Yeah you have to be really careful how you clean the stuff off.  I'm just going to stay as much indoors as I can while the worst of it blows over.  We are expecting some rain tonight so that should really clear the air.
It is pitch black closer to the volcano itself, just disgusting.

~hydra

[videodrone]

So I guess I now have to keep an eye out on my car because the little shits that live a few houses down from me destroyed my downstairs neighbors' car. The windshield is cracked in two places, there are huge dents and scratches all over the hood and roof... all from having rocks thrown at it because the mother of said children is more concerned about getting them away from her than to actually watch them. Unfuckingbelieveable.

drone

[Naylzie]

Charming 

Are the cops in Worcester as useless as the ones on the south side of Providence are, where it took three WEEKS for them to come investigate when the apartment got broken into?  The Beloved and I didn't lose anything, but two laptops were stolen from the bottom floor    Of course, by three weeks later, all the stuff was probably long gone, so it wasn't surprising that it wasn't found.  I don't think they even had any suspects, much less the culprit.

[videodrone]

Based on what my neighbor told me about what the cops did in this situation (see also: nothing), I'm going to say yes.

drone

[Naylzie]

Graaaaaand 

You armed with the DCYF number, too?

[Aaron]

Damn, that sucks. You should look up what would happen if you shot them with a paintball gun. Like if it would break the law shooting someone that is fucking with your car...

[Naylzie]

 

I like the way you think, Freak.  http://www.malegislature.gov/Laws/GeneralLaws/ might be a useful resource for determining such; I'd give it a better go myself, but I'm just sort of popping in before I run out the door.  At a Jr. high today, not especially happy about that, but hey, it's a paycheck 

[sin]

The charger on my phone is fairly jacked, and I have to put it in juuuuuuuuust right in order to get it to charge.  I asked my dad for a ride to the cell phone place to get a replacement but he decided he would rather buy me an iPhone instead.  I told him I didn't need one, but I can't say I protested too hard.  If dude wants to buy me an iPhone, okay I guess.  If he's just going to give me things I'd rather he paid for me to have my bike fixed than crap I don't need, but I can't exactly say "Hey, don't give me that free thing!  Give me that other free thing!"

The phone itself is about 5 years old which is close to 1000 in cell phone years, so I was probably going to have to replace it soon anyway (it periodically won't work until I take the battery off and jiggle the sim card, and it also periodically deletes the contents of my address book), so it is somewhat convenient.

[boofu]

If you are friends with me on face book, you probably have been kept abreast of this story, but I felt I should share it with the rest of you as well.

My next door neighbors at my new place have this Pitbull. Pitbull gets out a lot. I don't really care, because hey, I'm fairly libertarian in my views - dog isn't bothering me, doesn't seem aggressive - who gives a shit? Same deal with that they are probably cooking meth in the house...I don't really care.

Anyway, last night the dog came out and charged straight at my son. I thought I was going to watch my son, in best case scenario, get mauled right in front of me.  I get between the dog and my two year old and start losing my shit on the 17 year old neighbor. I don't know how I didn't hearken back to the hobo throw days and just start caving in skulls...but whatever. I start screaming, I call 911. We had called animal control 60 minutes prior, but they didn't come. I called 911, they didn't come. I called again 2 hours later, they still weren't here.

It became fairly obvious that this is my castle, and I need to defend myself. I went to the store and bought a shotgun. Nice little Remington 870 Express HD. Extended mag tube for more pitbull killing, and shorter barrel for home defense. Like an idiot, I screamed at the kid I was calling the cops so he took the dog and left.

Queue to today, kid is back with pitbull so I call the PD and they actually show up. I ask the cop, when can I shoot the dog?

"If it's loose, on your property and you feel threatened...you are legally able to shoot the dog to protect your property".



Straight outta East Des Moines, crazy mothafucker named Boofu
From a gang called Whiteboys with Attitude
When I'm called off, I get the sawed off
Squeeze the trigger and pitbulls are hauled off
You too boy, if ya fuck with me
The police are gonna hafta come get me
Off yo ass, that's how I'm goin out

[TPD]

or you could bust them for cooking meth and then the dog will be taken care of by the authorities...
if the meth-heads don't care enough about their dog to let it run loose and terrorize your kids, they'd prolly just shrug off the dead dog and just get a new one... and thus the cycle continues. eliminate the neighbours you eliminate the problem.

[dee]

too bad you can't shoot the tweekers too

[r00]

If they are sharing walls with you and you know they are cooking meth, you are probably in more danger from that than the dog.  Those chemicals and vapors get in everywhere and don't leave.  I don't think you want your family breathing that crap.

Your "straight out of compton" parody seriously gave me the lolz.