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Started by boofu, May 11, 2011, 11:03:39 PM

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Aaron

#495
July 26, 2011, 10:13:02 PM Last Edit: July 27, 2011, 04:17:13 AM by Aaron
Maybe amazon, or newegg? I don't really know thought...



Who just woke from a five hour nap? THIS GUY! Why? So I can stay up all night and go into work at 4am. WOOHOO! (the best thing about inventory, I get to listen to my headphones. OH YA)


Also there is a Silicone lube called Jig-a-loo. A lot of people with Rubik's cubes use it. And it works well. However, if you spray it and let it sit. It will weld the plastic together. Which is bad However, after spinning the shit out of it, its great. My cube is hella smooth now.
"And I am become TPD, Whore of Posts"

r00

#496
July 27, 2011, 08:49:32 AM
yeah what aaron said.  I believe newegg sells contract free phones that aren't bound to any single carrier.
"Nothing travels faster than the speed of light with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws."  --  Douglas Adams

individualzero

#497
July 27, 2011, 10:15:47 AM
Spot-on, r00, Aaron! NewEgg and Amazon both do. I was eyeing a few of the Android phones. I'll warn you now: the options aren't usually as mind-blowing as contract-based phones (it seems to me that they lag behind by a month or a few), but sometimes you can find really amazing deals... and, admittedly, sometimes they're "WTF?" levels of expensive. Browse around and see what you like.

Craigslist also has the odd phone here and there, but I wouldn't trust phones off that site as far as I can throw the ad -- and printed paper doesn't fly very far. It's a fair bit worse than eBay with 'usable' goods, from my experience.
I survived the Rapture and all I got was this smug sense of being right.

sin

#498
July 27, 2011, 06:33:56 PM
Q:  How did the hipster burn his mouth?

A:  He ate the pie BEFORE it was cool.
"To be happy, be virtuous. There are only two reasons to ever do anything: to be happy, and to help other people be happy. All virtue lies in the second half of that, in working for others, in protecting the weak from the strong... This is everything important I think I know about being a man."

videodrone

#499
July 27, 2011, 07:15:08 PM
^I saw something similar to that on Facebook this afternoon, only it was pizza instead of pie. Still gave me a giggle snort.

drone
Me, I'm just a lawnmower - you can tell me by the way I walk.

Naylzie

#500
July 27, 2011, 07:58:11 PM
You follow PostSecret too?  'Cause that's where I saw it!
"And Nayl since you are now the biggest post whore on the PI. I love that we are gona find out the member titles from you. Thanks for all you do!" -Freak

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sin

#501
July 27, 2011, 08:10:55 PM
My friend told it to me a couple months ago, and I just happened to remember it now.  Thought it was great.
"To be happy, be virtuous. There are only two reasons to ever do anything: to be happy, and to help other people be happy. All virtue lies in the second half of that, in working for others, in protecting the weak from the strong... This is everything important I think I know about being a man."

sin

#502
July 27, 2011, 08:38:45 PM
Someone brought this to my brothers attention and I thought it was funny.  If you know my brothers 2 dogs, this is even funnier.

http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2010/11/dogs-dont-understand-basic-concepts.html
"To be happy, be virtuous. There are only two reasons to ever do anything: to be happy, and to help other people be happy. All virtue lies in the second half of that, in working for others, in protecting the weak from the strong... This is everything important I think I know about being a man."

Nadia

#504
July 27, 2011, 09:35:22 PM
Quote from: sin on July 27, 2011, 06:33:56 PM
Q:  How did the hipster burn his mouth?

A:  He ate the pie BEFORE it was cool.
Um...I am tweeting that.
Q:How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A:It's a really obscure number; you've probably never heard of it.

sin

#505
July 28, 2011, 05:03:51 AM
Yeah, I've heard that one </hipster>

I've also heard the variation "I used to use light bulbs when I was in high school, but these days they're so passé."
"To be happy, be virtuous. There are only two reasons to ever do anything: to be happy, and to help other people be happy. All virtue lies in the second half of that, in working for others, in protecting the weak from the strong... This is everything important I think I know about being a man."

tim

#506
July 28, 2011, 07:46:58 AM
I heard those jokes at an underground comedy club in Mexico, way back in 2004.

r00

#507
July 28, 2011, 07:53:19 AM
Mexico is so 2003.
"Nothing travels faster than the speed of light with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws."  --  Douglas Adams

sin

#508
July 28, 2011, 08:30:39 AM
You guys still use nationalities and numbers?
"To be happy, be virtuous. There are only two reasons to ever do anything: to be happy, and to help other people be happy. All virtue lies in the second half of that, in working for others, in protecting the weak from the strong... This is everything important I think I know about being a man."

Goose

#509
July 28, 2011, 08:43:59 AM
"So" is so 2002.
If life gives you melons, you may have dyslexia.
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