Random thread: Where's your postcount now, (tpd) bitch

[rokken like dokken]

So my best friend is getting married and being that we've been there for each other through way too much crap I couldn't say no when she asked me to be maid of honor. In the span of a month this wedding has turned into a small ceremony with a reception in her mom's backyard, to a huge event with about 250 guests. Going through all the planning and meeting all the people to hire with her has made me even more grateful that Theo and I got married at the courthouse for free 

As much fun as my wedding was (and seriously, we were lucky enough to be able to have an open bar which helps immensely) I would probably never do it again.  Ideally I wouldn't even have to get married again, obviously, but I wouldn't go through the whole rigamarole. 

[Static]

I'm realizing how much I've changed, as it's not the end of the world for missing out on opportunities to hang out with people like Alec Empire or even Manson.

Missed out on ATR because I needed sleep last night.

Missing Manson DJing private art opening tonight for same reason.

sleep > adding "cool points" to my "hitlist"

Excuse me?  You had a very important delivery to make after that show!

[threatsicle]

:p

[threatsicle]

Meeting Neil Gaiman this weekend. I know absolutely NOTHING about him. But if you guys have any questions or photo requests for him, lemme know. Thanks x

[doom]

ask what artistic endeavors might occur since him and amanda palmer got hitched.
i know they've been on a tour together.

[r00]

I forget what Kristin said Amanda Palmer reminds her of one time.  I just remember it gave me major lolz.  haha

[threatsicle]

few awesome parts of the evening: my friend having to wipe down andy dick's urine off the toilet seat so that she could pee + then having fairuza compliment her on her shoes, to which she replied, "thanks, i'm a legal midget" (??!??!!??)

capped off the night, hanging out with a few friends at some diner, while the englishman was texting me from some LFW party about how much he loves me and etc. it was SUCH an odd juxtapozed moment. the girls all called me out when they noticed that i was staring so lovingly at a pile of plates behind one of the pornchick's heads, as she was talking about the femdom bbq they were hosting earlier, lol...

i really think i'm fully smitten. STILL fully smitten. blahhhhhhh


addendum: yup. still smitten.

[Aaron]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Euthanasia_Coaster


Holy shit... The only Roller Coaster I would ride.

[sin]

That first sentence: "The Euthanasia Coaster is a concept for a steel roller coaster designed to kill its passengers" might be the greatest sentence ever written in the English language.

[Aaron]

That first sentence: "The Euthanasia Coaster is a concept for a steel roller coaster designed to kill its passengers" might be the greatest sentence ever written in the English language.

Ya. I told a lot of my coworkers about it today. I also said I would be more then willing to buy some of my coworkers tickets for the ride, and fast passes to get them to the front that much sooner. Ya...

[luna]

I like that it's for euthanasia or the death penalty

[Aaron]

I think that the first loop is enough to kill you is impressive... The hill is stupid high, and the first loop looks to be like a quarter of it. So its a big loop. But damn. Shit is nuts. And it goes balls to the wall fast.

[individualzero]

That's one for the bucket list.







irrelevant but still good for an early morning laugh:
(8:50:04 AM)sprintingspork: my friend made home-made coca cola and wondered why it tasted like unsweetened, syrupy, carbonated water
(8:50:07 AM) sprintingspork: me: "did you put sugar in it"
(8:50:12 AM) sprintingspork: my friend: "No...?"
(8:50:25 AM) sprintingspork: "you know why it doesn't taste like, you know, Coke then right?"
(8:50:27 AM) sprintingspork: "Why?"
(8:50:49 AM) sprintingspork: "because diet coke/coke zero don't have cane sugar in 'em"
(8:50:55 AM) sprintingspork: "let me try this solution you have provided"
(8:50:57 AM) sprintingspork: [insert pause]
(8:51:02 AM) sprintingspork: "EUREKA! IT TASTES LIKE COKE!"

[kristin]

I've said a lot of things about Amanda Palmer, r00. I'm not a HUGE fan, but I do appreciate the Dresden Dolls- but they're not a band that I can listen to all day.

I have been known to say that she reminds me of someone who would paint with her own menstrual blood...but that might be because I read that about her somewhere() I can't remember. Whether she admits to it or not, you KNOW that girl used tampons as crayons.

[r00]