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Started by boofu, May 11, 2011, 11:03:39 PM

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r00

welcome to the practically married life!  8-p    It's just that us men never got the backup and storage plan that women acquired when they were assembled by the great PC tech in the sky.   ;)
"Nothing travels faster than the speed of light with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws."  --  Douglas Adams

luna

Yeah I try not to take it personally that he forgets the majority of what I tell him...
Oh hi

individualzero

(7:56:12 AM): this guy was hanging around and at random, he goes "I didn't know Quebecians spoke English"
(7:56:20 AM): other guy kinda looks at him and says: "Yeah, Quebec is in Canada you know..."
(7:56:26 AM): so I pop in and yell "OH MY GOD"
(7:56:31 AM): "...THERE'S FRENCHMEN IN CANADA?"
(7:56:34 AM): "IT'S FUCKING WORLD WAR 3!"
I survived the Rapture and all I got was this smug sense of being right.

TPD

"I'M SENDING YOU AN ENVELOPE OF TONER FOR THE AMBIANCE."
-chim laying truth bombs

threatsicle


threatsicle

I'M SO GOTH, I TRIED COMING TO THIS SITE AND TYPED "BLACKLORD" INSTEAD OF "FROGLORD"

Aaron

I think I'm gona grow out my hair and then mohawk it again...
"And I am become TPD, Whore of Posts"

individualzero

Hawk it up, bro!


randoom: For the first time in a decade, my family and I sat down at a table together and ate Thanksgiving dinner. It was actually a really cool feeling...

(Random and not a rave because we STILL HAVEN'T MOVED IN YET. Grr.)
I survived the Rapture and all I got was this smug sense of being right.

TPD

well this is fairly random because i didn't even know this set was taped!

features some horrible spoken word, unreleased flannelogue, and a live fukencanuckens cover.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWb7Hob0sPk

some notes:
i just finished work and rushed to the other end of town. as soon as i got there i was told i had to do a quick 7 because the show was running late.  oh, and i had to go on right away.

i also had to deal with not being able to use the mic if i wanted to use my ipod, and seeing that i had never used my ipod in a set before i went with that. i get bored easily and like experimenting.

the audience was real drunk and high on obscene amounts of narcotics. i was sober as fuck and being emo about my birthday (which was the next day).

some people were confused. some people laughed. that's my target audience.
"I'M SENDING YOU AN ENVELOPE OF TONER FOR THE AMBIANCE."
-chim laying truth bombs

r00

nice job!  I totally lolzed at the David Copperfield/WTC bit.  Very creative and very witty.  Hang on to that gem.   8-)
"Nothing travels faster than the speed of light with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws."  --  Douglas Adams

TPD

thank ya! and yeah, it's a a nice piece. i've been doin that for a few years now... interesting psychology with that bit. it went from uncomfortable "too soon" laughs to less uncomfortable "too soon" laughs.

"I'M SENDING YOU AN ENVELOPE OF TONER FOR THE AMBIANCE."
-chim laying truth bombs

Aaron

great stuff teeps. and I to lolled at the wtc joke...
"And I am become TPD, Whore of Posts"

r00

I love watching the project manager people here at work scramble to get things in before their end of year deadlines and get pissed when they find out just how far behind the actual worker bees they are.  Haha  this is gonna be good.  Enjoy your Christmas at work, assholes.  My team's shit is already done and working because we do this thing called "planning way ahead."  We look forward to you even attempting to blame us for when you have to tell the CEO you didn't make your deadline.
"Nothing travels faster than the speed of light with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws."  --  Douglas Adams

TPD

yeah, life kinda sucks when it throws curveballs at ya... the hurt can go away, but you still can kinda feel the mark.
*hugs*
"I'M SENDING YOU AN ENVELOPE OF TONER FOR THE AMBIANCE."
-chim laying truth bombs

threatsicle

#749
congrats on the Trent tweet, tpd!