Random thread: Where's your postcount now, (tpd) bitch

[Aaron]

Ya I can call in sick and not get yelled at. However, I don't think I need to. I feel better. My voice is still fucked, but my cough doesn't lead to headache, nor is it as bad... (And the headache I went to bed with is gone...) Either way I do feel better... (Well I wasn't ever feeling ill from this. Just my cough and shit are better.)

I just hope it sticks. I'm going to be working in the freezer a bit today. Hopefully that doesn't undo my feelings of betterness.

[luna]

so i wrote a humorous anecdote yesterday about a co-worker's search for a name for her new cat but I apparently didn't manage to actually post it

anyways the point was that it all brought me to the realization that freddie is the most awesome name for a fiv (feline aids) cat....i guess you had to be there

[TPD]

bwhahaha omg.

but ya, fiv... man, poor cat.

[Aaron]

No I saw it and read it. (Not creepy) Your Posts and K's posts got eaten. Goose posted on his fb that they were having issues with their server hosts or something and posts were uh getting eaten.  Also is FIV like HIV as far as how bad it is?


Yesterday I went to work feeling worst then normal. My boss left a note for me to work in the freezer all day. EVEN though she was telling me I probably had walking pneumonia. So after like 20 minutes in there I puked and talked to management, (I still had to be there for 4 hours so it wouldn't count against me for leaving early.) But I stuck it out and left. (mostly cuz I don't want to do anything that would fuck me over for getting a transfer out of there.)

I went to the clinic again today. I saw a doctor this time. I have an infection. She/The Doctor looked in my ears my nose and my throat. And said that they were infected. Then listened to my lungs. I have been wheezing at night (at first I thought it was the kid up above me. Then I noticed it was coming from my chest...) SO I'm on antibiotics, and anti mucus meds. Both of which are cheap. Really cheap. THEN I got an inhaler 47 bucks. That was pretty shocking to me. BUT its hella cool. (and it doesn't even get me buzzed, for that much I should at lest get a head rush...) But it does seam to help me breath better/deeper. SO at lest I should be getting better soon. Which is hella sweet. (HOWEVER, I'm not sick enough to get to stay home sick from work. Kinda shitty.)

[luna]

Yeah fiv is basically the same as hiv but this cat has no symptoms at all, it's even possible he was vaccinated at some point which would make him test positive

[r00]

Yeah fiv is basically the same as hiv but this cat has no symptoms at all

maybe you should change his name to Magic Johnson.  8-p

[r00]

I hate being in weddings.  My brother is lucky he's my brother.

[luna]

maybe you should change his name to Magic Johnson.  8-p

I think teeper's suggestion of meowjic Johnson wins

[Aaron]

I hate being in weddings.  My brother is lucky he's my brother.

I think that I will only go if there is an open bar/bottle of booze in it for me...


We got a new chick at work. Who is a foot shorter then me. (she is 5foot2 I'm 6foot1 er for everyone not in the US that is 157cm which is 185cm. Or give or take, the app I was using seamed off) And I have nothing against short people. BUT She is fucking tiny, so when she has to lift stuff that weights 50ish pounds (22kg) it's going to be like half her body weight. And thanks giving is going to be insane for her. (again, I have nothing against her, its just she is tiny and short. And some of the shit we have to lift is gona kill her.)

ANYHOO

I saw her Saturday, she was off sunday and monday, Then she worked Tuesday and Wednesday (maybe Thursday?) She had a break down in one of the coolers and went to a different department and cried while standing in the corner.  I wasn't here for any of this. I just heard second hand. My coworker told me she was saying that if she had a gun she would kill the dude that got her fired from her last job. (She worked at the Casino in the hotel. I guess? And dude said she was sexually harassing him. And since she had done it before? She got fired.) My coworker also said that she wasn't joking. So she is out on a leave till the 20th of this month... I want to know how we got something this crazy...

[Aaron]

Ya, true. But for her to have made it through all the interviews and the training and been fine only to have snapped like that. And mostly we just get really stupid people, not crazy saying she wants to blow a dudes brains out... 


I laughed btw. Does that make me a bad person?

[boom]

I hate being in weddings.  My brother is lucky he's my brother.

Oh man, this is the goddamn truth. My best friend roped me into the maid of honor thing 2 weeks ago, because she's my best friend and she's finally put on her big girl pants and got with a dude that doesn't beat her or cheat on her. I had to wear a dress for the first time since 3rd grade and I had sky high crispy bridesmaid hair. My face hurt from 2 days of fake smiling. Never again.

[TPD]

OLYMPIC COMMITTEE: HAY GUYS, LET'S GET KEITH MOON TO PLAY THE LONDON OLYMPICS
http://ca.sports.yahoo.com/blogs/olympics-fourth-place-medal/keith-moon-drummer-died-1978-invited-play-olympics-173439598.html

[luna]

I love the response

[r00]

I think teeper's suggestion of meowjic Johnson wins

Indeed it does.  It has the TPD witty touch that I still have trouble reaching.   

I think that I will only go if there is an open bar/bottle of booze in it for me...

This is my family you are talking about.  Of course there is an open bar.
(The last time I saw my dad completely hammered was at my sister's wedding over a decade ago.  He didn't come home for a long time and we were all waiting by the phone for the DUI call.  Luckily, he finally found the way home.  8-p )

Oh man, this is the goddamn truth. My best friend roped me into the maid of honor thing 2 weeks ago, because she's my best friend and she's finally put on her big girl pants and got with a dude that doesn't beat her or cheat on her. I had to wear a dress for the first time since 3rd grade and I had sky high crispy bridesmaid hair. My face hurt from 2 days of fake smiling. Never again.

Pics or it didn't happen!

OLYMPIC COMMITTEE: HAY GUYS, LET'S GET KEITH MOON TO PLAY THE LONDON OLYMPICS
http://ca.sports.yahoo.com/blogs/olympics-fourth-place-medal/keith-moon-drummer-died-1978-invited-play-olympics-173439598.html

WTF!  That's up there with inviting Lennon or Bonham.  How the hell do things like that happen?  Is the committee run by a bunch of 10 year olds?

[r00]

Japanese.  Is there anything these guys won't try to do?   8-p

This guy turned a bike into a Traktor DJ controller...

http://www.wired.com/underwire/2012/04/turntable-rider-bike-dj-controller/