Random thread: Where's your postcount now, (tpd) bitch

[videodrone]

Is it bad that I can now, officially, drink my mother under the table?

drone

[tim]

I could drink my mother under the table in the womb.

[Nadia]

Is it bad that I can now, officially, drink my mother under the table?

drone

When I first read this, the word "officially" translated in my mind as "literally." I wasn't sure what to make of that.

[Naylzie]

MOVE IN WITH ME AND THEN KICK YOUR BOI TO THE CURB.
I'M STARTING UP A NEW PI CHICK COMMUNE AND YOU'LL BE MY QUEEN.*



*pi chick commune queen negotiable. accepting offers, bribes, and pics. decision not final. whole commune idea not final. offer void in nevada.

*snerk*  Thanks, Teeps.   

Can't you get hitched via justice of the peace? And I dunno how he did it, but Ric just picked a random, non-denominational pastor out of the phonebook one morning. Very inexpensive, he was available that afternoon and was a lot of fun.

@ Teddykins

It's not entirely out of the question at this point, but I'm kind of being a bit of a diva, if I'm going to be totally honest.  I don't want something big and ridiculous and hideously expensive, but I would like to actually have a smallish party of a sort, which would still strain the finances as things are right now

Is it bad that I can now, officially, drink my mother under the table?

drone

I think that depends on precisely what drinking her under the table entails.  I've been able to drink mine under the table for some time in that she gets soppy and sentimental and embarrassing when I'm barely buzzing, but as for who'd pass out first, it's me by a mile, but that's because my mom kind of has a problem.  It's honestly probably a healthy sign on your mother's part that you can drink her under the table, and sort of meh on yours.  Metabolic changes with age and all that rot, y'know?

Pleh, who'm I kidding, I'm so fried from being sick and going flat out despite that I might just as well be drunk    So totes going to do something about that this weekend, I better goddamn be feeling better by then.

[TPD]

i can make you feel better...
*devlish pantless grin*
[how can a grin be pantless, ted?]
<I dunno, man, just run with it>
[okay...]

[dee]

Ahh, that explains it. Personally I was dreading the idea of having my mother anywhere near my wedding, so the way we did it worked out great.

So new advice... Move first. 

[naut]

I've got a tummy ache.

[Aaron]

I love/hate some of the personal banking questions my bank has for the extra security... I understand that there are older people that use it, that are married (still rocking the single life) have a spouse with a middle name, have kids (oh hell no) ect. ALSO they know what Zodiac sing they are... (I had to look.)  Before they upgraded their shit. they had favorite hobby/sport childhood nick name simpler shit, but it was also able to effect a lot more people.

[boom]

So somehow discussing a friends birthday turned into Theo and I hosting an epic white trash bash at our house in honor of said birthday. This should be very interesting.

[r00]

what is the WT beer of choice around there?

[boom]

Depends on how cheap you need to be after spending all your money on meth. Hamms and old milwaukee are the standard, and if it's on sale, busch light is always a crowd pleaser.

[sin]

I can get a six-pack of Busch Light tallboys for under $5 at my local gas station.  It oughta be illegal.

Yes, given my living quarters and my drinking habits, I have to admit that I'm pretty much white trash at this point.

[luna]

Beer is so cheap in americaland! Even good microbrew stuff, not just white trash stuff

Also I'm jealous you can buy beer at grocery stores and gas stations

[r00]

Depends on how cheap you need to be after spending all your money on meth. Hamms and old milwaukee are the standard, and if it's on sale, busch light is always a crowd pleaser.

Hamms!  I havent seen that in forever.  I actually bought some Keystone Light yesterday, but only to make Cheladas with (cheap beer, Clamato, lime juice, and salt).  I love those things.

Also I'm jealous you can buy beer at grocery stores and gas stations

Unfortunately for some states (like mine), any beer not bought in a liquor store cannot exceed 3.2% alcohol, so there is no point to it.  8(

[tim]

If you want good cheap beer, brew it yourself. Research it properly, choose the right hops, keep patience rather than drinking it too early and you'll get excellent beer for 20 cents a pint. (And that's proper pints, not your weasley American pints.)