Random thread: Where's your postcount now, (tpd) bitch

[Aaron]

SWEEET.


I just killed a house centipede. Of all the bugs I have seen/dealt with. They are the only ones that creep me the fuck out. I don't mind bugs. But centipedes are just fucking creepy. They are hella fast HELLA fast. However, my shoe kicked its ass... ( I dropped it on it.) Also did I say they are creeeeeppppy...

[kristin]

I hate most bugs, but the sight of millipedes and centipedes actually makes me retch and run away screaming for my life.

[sin]

As I have mentioned before, my parents basement is ground zero for a massive war between centipedes and spiders.  The centipedes currently seem to have the upper hand, although the contest is currently even enough that none of the centipedes have gotten bigger than about 2 inches except for one 4 incher that I crushed about a month ago.

I have, at times, seen 6 inch centipedes and spiders 4 inches from leg-to-leg.  I'm as surprised as anyone that I can still fall asleep down there.

[r00]

I want to see aussie Mike photograph and document this epic battle.

[threatsicle]

We might be in deeper than I thought. This Englishman stuff is serious bizniz.

[individualzero]

We might be in deeper than I thought. This Englishman stuff is serious bizniz.

I hope this isn't offensive, because I have NO idea what you're referring to and this is just me trying to lighten up your day, but when I read that I got a mental scenario in my head of a bunch of top hat-clad Englishman popping out of their windows in London and yelling something about serious business and pistols at dawn.

I'm pretty sure Tim is taking a boat to America to kill me upon reading this post.

[tim]

Yes. The boat is rowed by young chimney sweeps.

[TPD]

Tut tut, it looks like rain!

[threatsicle]

Hur hurrrr ;p

P.S. That art show I was in supposedly aired on G4's "Attack of the Show" tonight. DirectTV doesn't offer that channel anymore though, so I can't watch/record it

[TPD]

PIRATES ARE YOUR FRIENDS.

[TPD]

AND SO AM I. CHECK YOUR FACEBOOK.

[luna]

Off to America brb

[luna]

1 hour border lineup...boo

[Aaron]

I'll give them a ring. I'll tell them that your Canadian, But its all good.

I think we waiting like 25ish minutes to get into Canada and like 30ish to get into the USA...

[Naylzie]

I think if I went to Canada right now, they'd probably have to make me sign an affidavit that I would actually eventually return to the US.

What are Canada's laws on illegal aliens like?    I kid.  That is so not something I would want to inflict on myself voluntarily, and things aren't quite bad enough here yet to go to such lengths.  If, however, things keep going the way they are in government, I will certainly be tempted to check out the wait times on legal citizenship and whatnot again.  Was like 3 freaking YEARS last time I looked