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Started by boofu, May 11, 2011, 11:03:39 PM

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sin

I was recently informed that you can rearrange the letters in "President Obama" to spell "Dreamboat Penis," and I'm telling everyone I know.
"To be happy, be virtuous. There are only two reasons to ever do anything: to be happy, and to help other people be happy. All virtue lies in the second half of that, in working for others, in protecting the weak from the strong... This is everything important I think I know about being a man."

luna

Oh hi

Aaron

#1202
Holy shit how I loled. That is awesome!

I do wonder which part makes Canadian bacon though. I really need to know! :P

The mooses or is it meeses part had me rolling.


Finished editing my resume and sent it off to my friend to edit it up again. Woo! Getting closer to a new job.

Also my folks are coming up in a week. Only for three days. BUT I get to see them. It should be awesome.

I also bought a wool blanket. It's big and super thin. BUT it's pretty warm. Not itchy. But it's 70%wool and then 30% man made fibers. I also don't have woolite so it smells of chemicals and my cologne...
"And I am become TPD, Whore of Posts"

videodrone

Luna - I love it! It reminds me of this map of Massachusetts.



In other news, I sort of got offered a "promotion" at work. I don't know if I want to take it due to the fact that I'll be sitting in front of a computer for eight hours talking on the phone to insurance companies. I feel like I should blow my brains out now and save myself from doing it later. Unless it will be more money. That's different. ;p

drone
Me, I'm just a lawnmower - you can tell me by the way I walk.

r00

lol  I think you are getting older.  I cant imagine anything more miserable than attending a huge multiple day festival. 

I'll watch the live stream instead.  Better seats, cheaper drinks, and no d-bags.
"Nothing travels faster than the speed of light with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws."  --  Douglas Adams

luna

Definitely a sign of getting older, my dislike of douchebags has meant only heading out to shows I really, really want to see lately and even then spending most of the time getting irritated at them
Oh hi

Aaron

http://worldcubeassociation.org/results/p.php?i=2013TUCK01

7x7 is my favorite. AND while I'm not that great. I didn't do bad for my first time... AND once I get it back from my friend (she is restickering it for me. Little hands are better at that then big hands.) ANYHOO It makes me want to get better for next time. 
"And I am become TPD, Whore of Posts"

sin

Been swamped with work.  A particular client has been out of control and violent for some time; spent some time in the psych ward at the hospital and has been back for about a month.  I'm back to working exclusively overnights, as the county won't give us funding for increased staffing during the overnight shifts and I'm one of the few employees willing to work by myself with this particular client.  I get really anxious before my shifts now, but he seems to be doing well, so fingers are crossed that this continues.
"To be happy, be virtuous. There are only two reasons to ever do anything: to be happy, and to help other people be happy. All virtue lies in the second half of that, in working for others, in protecting the weak from the strong... This is everything important I think I know about being a man."

threatsicle

been dating a handful of people in the entertainment industry lately only to once again cement the fact i can't date industry people.

r00

"Nothing travels faster than the speed of light with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws."  --  Douglas Adams

threatsicle

#1210
errr... i was complaining that i can't date them... are you saying you shouldnt' be married to one? 0_o

:(

r00

haha no not at all.  Just piss taking Rodney Dangerfield style.
"Nothing travels faster than the speed of light with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws."  --  Douglas Adams

threatsicle

rodney dangerfield? what are we? in the early '90s?
:p

r00

he will always be a classic.  (that's something us old folks say.  haha)
"Nothing travels faster than the speed of light with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws."  --  Douglas Adams

sin

My nephew "Lincoln Albert" is due in 3 months.  I'm happy for my brother, but the ultrasounds are starting to become detailed enough to give me nightmares...  I don't know a polite way of telling him that I don't want to see anymore.
"To be happy, be virtuous. There are only two reasons to ever do anything: to be happy, and to help other people be happy. All virtue lies in the second half of that, in working for others, in protecting the weak from the strong... This is everything important I think I know about being a man."