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Started by boofu, May 11, 2011, 11:03:39 PM

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Naylzie

Quote from: TPD on March 31, 2013, 10:04:25 AM
Of fuvking hell I sound like a robot with water in his logic board

I think that about sums it up.

Ted, you may want to invest in a micro-usb keyboard if this is going to continue to be your primary mode of communication.  Or cheat and do this, if you're stationary.
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r00

Good to hear from you, Chim!  Sorry life has been throwing too much shit at you.  I hope things get better.
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individualzero

Hey again, Chim!

@TPD: So I'm not the only one who hates touchscreen keyboards for how inaccurate and awkward they feel?

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The restaurant job fell through but I'm possibly getting a call back with a 'yes or no' from the epic local coffee shop. They're so close I can literally walk less than ten minutes and be there. I really... really need work, so here's hoping the answer is 'yes'. Folks, if you could, cross your fingers? (And maybe your toes, possibly even your eyes.)
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r00

Quote from: individualzero on April 01, 2013, 08:59:29 AM
@TPD: So I'm not the only one who hates touchscreen keyboards for how inaccurate and awkward they feel?

add me to that list too.
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individualzero

Totally dude. I am sure they just take some serious getting used to, but to me I find myself typing like I'm on crack whenever I'm at the helm of a touchscreen keyboard; I need to be able to feel the keys and the position they're in as I press them, I guess, otherwise I wind up hitting the wrong key or hitting multiple keys and yada yada...

Don't get me wrong, I love stuff like Swype and touchscreen menus (And I have gotten sort of good at punching in phone numbers with the touch interface, besides that accidental Japanese sex line phone-in), but I hate dealing with touchscreen keyboards.
I survived the Rapture and all I got was this smug sense of being right.

videodrone

It took me awhile to get used to the touchscreen on the iPhone. The only downside is that it takes me forever to type on messageboards with this thing, as opposed to mere seconds when I'm on my PC.

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TPD

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luna

I don't mind the touch screen keyboard but then again I went directly from an old number pad phone to a touch so not having to scroll through the multiple letters for each number was a huge improvement :lol:

I found a keyboard app that has autocorrect and it works really well, it's free for the first month then I'll have to shell out $4 for it....damn you apple and your stupid patents!
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Aaron

I went from texting like 8 times a month (8 eight times. On my old old phone to getting an android and texting like a high school girl/ someone who's best friend lives in a different country and call wouldn't be cheap...) And now I think the most I have  ever scent is like like 2k ish...
"And I am become TPD, Whore of Posts"

Aaron

I got yelled at today. For what you ask? Dumping milk down the drain. (It was dated the 30th of March and today is the 2nd of April. So it wasn't nasty like separated or smelling horrible. Just out of date. Like I would have still drank it if I bought it. )  I was in the claims area and the claims manager (well the supervisor) asked me to dump it down the drain and then put the empty jug in the trash which I did cuz its easy and kills time. So I get done dumping them all out (half gallon uh just shy of 2 liters.) And one of the two ladies we have from different stores to come help out in are claims area (we do a lot lot more then any other store in the area like double or triple...) Tells me I can't dump milk down the drain. At first I'm just kinda dumbfounded... So after a few seconds aka the time it takes me to realize she isn't joking. I ask what am I supposed to do with it then.  She tells me I'm supposed to get a trash bag and put alzorb (uh this powder shit we have to clean up spills works great.) And dump the milk into the bag with powder and then throw it into the trash. The other store lady tells me its cuz milk has a lot of fat and the fat will kill the fish. (I fucking swear she really said that.) I go OK and walk away. Cuz what the fuck else do you do? And it wasn't so much her telling me the "right" way to do it. It was how. Like I wouldn't talk to a dog that way...

In fact the claims manager apologized TWICE for how she talked to me. (Mostly cuz she told me to do it.) But ya... Next time I have to throw milk away I'm making a huge fucking mess back there. Cuz well fuck her and how rude she is...
"And I am become TPD, Whore of Posts"

r00

Remind that idiot that human feces contain fat as well so she needs to start shitting in a bag full of that powder too.
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Aaron

Ya. I even said that to one of the people that works for our store there. What does she think about the poo or urine going down the drain. Or hell when I cleaned I used like half a gallon of bleach all down the drian. Hell I used so much ibdamn near cleaned my soul out... I will give it to the idiot that she was nicer then the other lady...
"And I am become TPD, Whore of Posts"

r00

"Nothing travels faster than the speed of light with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws."  --  Douglas Adams

luna

Oh hi

Aaron

Nope. Nor the other place I had an interview with. Even though I was told I would hear back from them this week, one way or another if I got it or not... Nothing yet. Aka I didn't get it and dude was wrong about them letting every one know...


Luna ya she is hella crazy...
"And I am become TPD, Whore of Posts"