Random thread: Where's your postcount now, (tpd) bitch

[TPD]

I get older, but high-school girls stay the same age AM I RITE TPD

I also walk around shirtless and play bongos all day.
Just like Matthew David McConaughey.

[luna]

Where are you living now anyway dee?

[sin]

Just got a new monitor; I only upgraded by I think 2.5 inches, but it's like a goddamn ocean now; I keep losing stuff in this monitor.

[amputee]

My mom is moving to a new apartment, and decided that would be the best time to send the rest of my stuff that's been out there for 5 years now. It's all flooding in now, and I've gone through 12 boxes of old stuff. I just found 3 boxes full of cd cases, 1 of dvds, 2 of books, sketchbooks, clothes, and lots of strange odds and ends. All stuff that's been boxed up and sitting around for 5 years. A whole hell of a lot of it I didn't know I had anymore.

There's also a lot of stuff that's not even mine, I think she just started finding stuff thinking it was mine. And some strange receipts/stubs. I get the feeling at some point she may have just swept my room clean and dumped EVERYTHING into the boxes.

It strangely reminded me of going to the bunker for the first time in years. Everything still there exactly as it was left, and there's a lot of it I really don't care to remember.

[Hydra]

I stood behind a seriously hot guy at the grocery store today.  Just my type too but I was too much of a chicken to talk to him.

~hydra

[TPD]

story of my life...

[threatsicle]

I've acquired a new job title amongst the already existing list:
Adult Industry Nightlife Concierge/Liaison

[kristin]

amp! hey!

[chimera]

I've acquired a new job title amongst the already existing list:
Adult Industry Nightlife Concierge/Liaison

I know exactly how that's supposed to work and yet I can't help feeling there's a euphemism in there somewhere... 

IDEK WTF my job title is; we had a reclassification thingie and my boss never told me what they decided on for me.  And I don't possess any desire (burning or otherwise) to ask.

[luna]

Post rapture pet care!
http://vancouver.en.craigslist.ca/van/res/2391455779.html

[amputee]

So I started looking at engagement rings today, just pricing online. Holy hell those things are expensive.

Yeah... it's about that time.

[rokken like dokken]

Blue Nile, my man.  Blue Nile.

[sin]

So I started looking at engagement rings today, just pricing online. Holy hell those things are expensive.

Yeah... it's about that time.

3 months pay is the standard rule still, right?  Although I think my brother told me he spent 4 months on his.

[amputee]

3 months pay is the standard rule still, right?  Although I think my brother told me he spent 4 months on his.

I think traditionally it's 2 months, but somewhere in the past several years it turned into 3 months. Either way though, over 80% of my money goes into bills. And right now, all the leftover money is going into saving for going to a friend's wedding this fall. It's crazy.

And yeah, bluenile is pretty awesome. I also found brilliantearth.com and that one looks pretty good too.

[threatsicle]

I know exactly how that's supposed to work and yet I can't help feeling there's a euphemism in there somewhere... 

No euphemism -- I basically (and quite literally) babysit pornstarlets.

concierge = figuring out the best party/event/show for them to partake in.
liaison = introducing them to the promoters/DJs, which they then in turn establish other networking rings with.

(It's not a real job, but maybe I should charge for it.)