I ended up putting Rage on the backburner again. I caught an awesome sale on a GTX560 (which would be a serious upgrade from my 8800GT), but my damn motherboard wouldn't take the thing. It won't fit a double-wide card because the SATA ports are in the way. Damn thing won't seat properly. Boourns. So, I'm stuck waiting until I have enough money for a whole new rig in order to play Rage.
But then came the Steam sales. They roped me into a play queue that's just ridiculous.
First came Penny Arcade: On the Rain-Slick Precipice of Darkness - Episode 3, which if you bought for $5 on release day also got you Zeboyd's previous two games, Cthulhu Saves the World and Breath of Death VII. Played through PA:OtRSPoD3 (wow what an unholy acronym), it was just as good as the previous two eps despite the drastic change in graphical style. The writing really is the core of these games, and that's really what shines. Started into Chthulu Saves the World, which is equally awesome in a completely different way. This game does for old-school RPGs what Tenacious D does for rock 'n roll. Love it.
Then came the Steam summer sale. Picked up Legend of Grimrock, Torchlight, and Bioshock 2. Plus I figured out what was stopping me from getting past the bloody tutorial in Magicka (turns out which cloak you choose at the outset actually makes a difference, and without knowing it I chose a cloak that makes it impossible to heal yourself, which is a core part of the tutorial), so I can now attempt to play that. Add onto that a copy of Xenogears Chronicles for the Wii, and I've got a serious queue of gaming going.
Can't argue with getting six games for less than $20 though. Steam sales will kill us all.