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Started by boofu, May 11, 2011, 11:03:39 PM

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luna

my opinion of anderson cooper has decreased since he became a daytime talkshow host
Oh hi

r00

He's a tool.  And Wolf Blitzer is a mental midget.  There is no way hiring and retaining him didn't involve kneepads.
"Nothing travels faster than the speed of light with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws."  --  Douglas Adams

luna

Oh hi

Aaron

Quote from: r00 on October 17, 2011, 09:32:28 AM
Yeah, accept to excuses and mooching.  Cut that shot off at the head if it starts happening.

And my guess is all the incense is being burned to mask the smell of his weed smoking.  ;-p

He seams cool so far. Really, he fits in very well... As my and other roommate are both computer nerds, he is an xbox nerd... and he goes for walks when he smokes the weed. :P  All in all, its going well... 


The knee pad thing was good. I laughed at that.   
"And I am become TPD, Whore of Posts"

r00

I wish there was a polite way to tell a workmate (who I consider a good guy) that their body odor is overpowering lately.  I would really like to let him know that it's time to do the laundry or crank up the deodorant or something.  It's not worth ruining a decent work relationship though.  8|
"Nothing travels faster than the speed of light with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws."  --  Douglas Adams

Goose

If you figure out a good way to do that, let me know.  We've got a somewhat "eccentric" guy at work here who, despite being talented in his own little ways (and is actually a good guy), bikes to work every day and feels that bathing is optional on many occasions.  Sometimes his stench is a little overpowering.
If life gives you melons, you may have dyslexia.

boom

I've said this before but it bears repeating because it really works: if you have a smelly coworker talk to HR. Most of them are trained to handle situations like this and the coworker wont know it was you that brought it up. Most smelly people don't actually know they smell so they need someone to bring it up delicately.

Goose

I'm in a building primarily filled with "private contractors".  There's no HR person, and I don't want to start complaining to our boss, as that will just come off as petty I'm sure.
If life gives you melons, you may have dyslexia.

chimera

Benevolent Despot-in-exile of the Powerduck Empire.
"A friend who saw it on TV told me that when they read out my name, they cut to a shot of Pat Benatar walking up to receive her award. An easy mistake, we may have had similar hair at the time."
-JG on winning his Grammy in 1981

luna

Oh hi

rynne

That's awesome, chim!



File under "I'm going to Hell": Mrs. rynne and I had dinner with one of her friends. The friend was telling Mrs. rynne about an acquaintance of theirs who'd had premature twins. One of them was in the hospital and was unable to keep down solid foods. Very tragic, etc. Big sads all around.

After the story's over I waited for a beat then went: <deadpan> Well, at least they've got a spare.  </deadpan>

Mrs. rynne shot me the angriest look ever, while her friend unsuccessfully tried to keep from busting a gut.

r00

"Nothing travels faster than the speed of light with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws."  --  Douglas Adams

TPD

"I'M SENDING YOU AN ENVELOPE OF TONER FOR THE AMBIANCE."
-chim laying truth bombs

chimera

Thanks all, it was one of the things I've dreamed of writing for years, to give public praise to Mr. G as I feel he deserves.

Quote from: rynne on October 20, 2011, 07:46:55 AM
After the story's over I waited for a beat then went: <deadpan> Well, at least they've got a spare.  </deadpan>
So wrong, but also so you.  :))
(Okay no, that was bad, really bad N, and yes you're going to the hell where they make you listen to the music you hate on repeat.)
Benevolent Despot-in-exile of the Powerduck Empire.
"A friend who saw it on TV told me that when they read out my name, they cut to a shot of Pat Benatar walking up to receive her award. An easy mistake, we may have had similar hair at the time."
-JG on winning his Grammy in 1981

r00

Yes, there's a special listening room for him in hell and the only disc they have is The Fragile.  8-p
"Nothing travels faster than the speed of light with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws."  --  Douglas Adams