Random thread: Where's your postcount now, (tpd) bitch

[r00]

That's like pulling the goalie for an entire hockey match!   

[TPD]

haven't posted in awhile but apparently i was m.i.a. for menstral crayons, zippo accidents, flute solos, and grant morrison.
damn. i. missed. you. pi.

[rokken like dokken]

haven't posted in awhile but apparently i was m.i.a. for menstral crayons, zippo accidents, flute solos, and grant morrison.
damn. i. missed. you. pi.

You miss these every time you leave. 

[doom]

WTF spam?

[luna]

save us goose!

[r00]

you know your forum has really made it when you finally start getting spammed.  8-p

[individualzero]

Maybe it's time to invest in a grill with all this spam.

POW!

[naut]

There's not much to tell.  I was refilling a Zippo, and spilled some lighter fluid on my hand.  I sort of shook it off, and figured that was that, not realizing that it had sunk into my skin.  I flicked the Zippo to test the re-fill, and as soon as the spark caught, my right hand turned into a fireball from the wrist down.  I threw the lighter away from me in a hurry (and briefly set fire to the carpet, as the lighter itself was engulfed in a globe of fire), and, remembering my grade school fire safety classes, executed a "stop, drop, and roll", tucking my inflamed appendage close and smothering the flame.

The 3 seconds I was on fire, however, blistered the bejeezus out of my hand, and I now bear a permanent scar on the middle knuckle of my index finger, and another burn-scar between the 3rd and 2nd knuckle of my middle finger, due to me being a dumbass.

edit:  me and my brother were actually laughing about it; of all the insane things that might happen to you, it's kind of ridiculous that grade school spent so much time teaching you what you should do if you should ever catch fire.  I mean, really.  What are the odds?  But it's ironic, because it happened to me, and the first thing I remembered was Frederick The Fire Dog coming to my school in 2nd grade and making sure we all knew "Stop, Drop, and Roll!"

This is amazing.

[doom]

only because of the uniqueness of the name, do i feel it should be shared, but what i've seen trent's son's name to be is:

Lazarus Echo Reznor


i like it.

[Aaron]

Wait, wasn't he already born? Either way, his name isn't begging for an ass kicking. SO The tranks didn't fail as parents so far.


So three people moved in to this apartment, then  two of them moved out, I moved in as did another roommate. One of the first three left a recliner chair. Which is about to become my new computer chair. Fuck ya! And it should fit under my pc desk. So as long as it does fit, I'm fucking set! Cuz my pc chair is falling apart. (However, I duct taped the shit out of it. So it doesn't fall apart the rest the way...)


So right now, I'm sitting in my lazyboy. Its the shit. Kits kinda short thought... Like I'm sitting hella low on the ground. BUT I'm sitting in a recliner... It will take me some time to get used to sitting so low... BUT taking a nap in my chair will fucking rule!!!!!!

[threatsicle]

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[Aaron]

On the back wall of my apartment there was a mass of Box Elder bugs. Like 300-400ish. (Maybe even more.) ANYHOO, I went out with bug spray, and started a genocide. And the worst thing, or at lest what I really don't understand at all. You look at my wall, covered in them. If you look anywhere else on are apartment complex, there is hardly any. I don't get it... But I just shit on their population, so its all good. I need more spray thought...

[Aaron]

I went to the bank yesterday to start a savings account and move some money around. The guy that can start new accounts was gone for the day (He had to go to a different town, the lady didn't really say what for.) But that other bank lady could make the new account for me. SO I was like sure, I will wait. (I brought my cube so I wouldn't be bored. They said they would get everything set up, and rocking for me. I would just have to go in tomorrow (today) and sign some paper work. Turns out, lady was wrong, the only thing that changed was I have the savings account. (AND since I didn't think to ask for my CD paper work back, I don't have that either...) Ugh.

I find it odd that out of the 3 other people there, none could start a new account. Well one could. Kinda? (I really don't know.)


Also my connection has been shit lately. Like download speed is fine, but loading pages even ones with very little pictures (like PI, WIKI, the other forums I'm on.) It won't load the little icons as to if there is new posts or not... Resetting the router worked for like 20 minutes... Or the format is horrible...

[Aaron]

Got my new roommate. I know him from work, so he isn't that bad. But I have to say, I'm kinda worried... Cuz he is always broke. And not cuz he was living on his own, and had a lot more rent to pay. He was living with friends that didn't charge him rent, or if they did it was a very small amount.  He smokes (cigs and weed) and while I don't care if he smokes weed, I told him not to smoke weed in his room/apartment. Cuz if we get evicted due to him smoking, I'm gona be super pissed.

Also some of the incense he burns fucking stinks. (and I have smoked weed enough times to know what it smells like, this isn't it...)

But really, as long as he pays his share of the rent, and bills (power and internet are the only ones we have. and he also uses both, so its not like I'm being a dick and making him pay for shit he isn't using.) And doesn't steal my shit, and takes out the trash every once in awhile. I will be fine with him... Other wise, shit may hit the fan... Cuz this isn't about being BFF but money, and it being cheaper to live...   

[r00]

Yeah, accept to excuses and mooching.  Cut that shot off at the head if it starts happening.

And my guess is all the incense is being burned to mask the smell of his weed smoking.  ;-p