Random thread: Where's your postcount now, (tpd) bitch

[rokken like dokken]

My wife's having a baby tomorrow, no big deal or anything. 

[sin]

How many PI babies does this make?

[r00]

My wife's having a baby tomorrow, no big deal or anything.

pre-grats!

[r00]

for all you spider lovers out there....  8-p

Spiders in Pakistan encase whole trees in webs

[Aaron]

Ya Congrats! Hope everything goes smooth and fast, and everyone is alright!



r00 I like spiders, however, those trees scream GTFO so very loud...


Also learning two look oll. Going to learn all of the oll algs however right now, I want to do two look. (I will need to learn 6 more, out of nine that is.) For the real deal there is 57. SO it will cut down on how much I have to know, but it will make me slower then if I knew all 57. (It will make me faster thought, so I'm cool with that.)

[luna]

My wife's having a baby tomorrow, no big deal or anything.

Good luck to both of you

[rokken like dokken]

Baby's not here yet, they never prepare you for premature inductions.

[rokken like dokken]

After 72 hours in the hospital, we have delivery!  I am also exhausted. 

[r00]

congrats!  Hopefully the 3 of you are getting some much needed rest right now.

[dee]

Grats!

Word of advice. Stay in the hospital as long as you can. And soon as you feel up to it, fill us in with details. Like did she arrive the 11th or 12th? Again, grats and sooo happy for you!!

[boom]

Hooray for babies!

Do your wife a favor and keep your mouth shut about how tired you are. I guarantee you she feels 100x worse and doesn't want to hear you bitching. Or maybe that was just my marriage.

"Theo, I just spent 16 hours in labor, 3 of which pushing your kid out, can you go down to the snack room and get me some graham crackers?"
"No, I'm exhausted, I'll get them in the morning"

(this literally happened when I had my first one)

[r00]

Do your wife a favor and keep your mouth shut about how tired you are. I guarantee you she feels 100x worse and doesn't want to hear you bitching.

ROFL!!!  I was going to post a reply with something like that, but my testicles told me not to.

[kristin]

My wife's having a baby tomorrow, no big deal or anything.

CONGRATS!! 

[luna]

Congrats! When are you going to tell us if it's a boy or girl?

[rokken like dokken]

Girl - thought I specified already but maybe not. 

Ok, so my wife had cholestasis which is a condition where bile doesn't get  to the liver properly and ends up in the bloodstream - the most common and prevalent symptoms is super-itchy hands and feet towards the end, and birth is almost always premature.  This is why you need to go see a doctor about it as soon as you notice it - if you take it to term there's a 10-25% chance of stillbirth. 

So she needed to deliver it prematurely, and went in Monday to get an implant but it didn't work. Tuesday, same thing.  Wednesday, at about noon it started and she was slated for labor which started around 4pm, and about 14 hours later, no baby.  In all we were in the hospital about 68 hours before she went in for a C-section, and it was finally over at about 6am this morning. 

boom, you will be happy to know I was on my best behavior the whole time.