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« Reply #240 on: December 24, 2012, 10:04:28 PM »
Oh, also... (and again, I don't think this is spoilery...)

Is it just me or is Thranduil a huge asshole? "Oh hey, Dwarves. I'm here on this cliff with my elk and a shit-ton of crack Elvish warriors. I'm just hanging out here so that you know that we could help you fight the dragon, but, well, we're not gonna be doing that today. Oh, I think... Yes. You're looking up here! Do you see me? Do you see me giving my sad little nod? You know that I'm deliberately abandoning you and your people? Cool. My work here is done. Later, suckers!"

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Re: MOVIES
« Reply #241 on: December 27, 2012, 11:16:18 PM »
The Hobbit: I Loved that shit.

My girlfriend kept saying Bofur looks like Anthony Kiedis.
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« Reply #242 on: December 29, 2012, 09:19:02 AM »
one thing that irks the shit out of me---and I don't think revealing this is spoilery---is that Gandalf and Thorin's elvish swords don't glow. Okay, if it's supposed to be that Sting is the only sword that glows, fine. But it's clearly established through dialog that elvish swords glow and that Gandalf and Thorin have elvish swords. There's even a point where a goblin describes Gandalf's obivously-not-glowing-at-all blade as being "bright as day". Argh!
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I also saw the 3D and 2D and I agree, there was nothing the 3D brought to the movie that made it necessary, in fact at some stages I'd completely forgotten it even was 3D!

Can't wait for Smaug.
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Re: MOVIES
« Reply #243 on: December 30, 2012, 09:29:27 AM »
DJANGO UNCHAINED  :rock:
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« Reply #244 on: December 30, 2012, 04:29:03 PM »
I so didn't even know there was a new Tarantino movie out until you posted about it on fb, hopefully will get to see it sometime later this week :)
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« Reply #245 on: January 01, 2013, 07:30:42 PM »
DJANGO UNCHAINED  :rock:
I've seen it twice already.

[spoiler]
"I count six shots, nigga." "I count two guns, nigga."
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Also, Franco Nero is a god. "D-J-A-N-G-O. The 'D' is silent." ... "I know."

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Re: MOVIES
« Reply #246 on: January 02, 2013, 08:18:06 PM »
[spoiler]There was just something too perfect for words when Rick Ross came on as Django was shooting everything to shit. Flawless movie. I really want to see it again.[/spoiler]
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« Reply #247 on: January 06, 2013, 01:48:44 PM »
ok I saw it, really good! I'm not sure what the rating is  in america but it was only 14A here....I can't believe they got that rating with so much graphic content.
[spoiler]the sack thing was hilarious "hold on I'm fucking with my eye hole" :lol:[/spoiler]
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« Reply #248 on: January 07, 2013, 08:25:17 AM »
I watched the Total Recall remake over the weekend.  The original has always been one of my favourites and I was massively obsessed with it when it came out...  to the point where one summer I think I watched it more days than I didn't.  So I know I am giving this flick more attention than it deserves, but that is why.

Comments (and spoilers):
[spoiler]--  No Mars???  WTF is this shit?  That made me sad.  If they could have at least incorporated something similar with the story on earth with a device that would clean the air or something, that would have been better.

--  I don't know if it had to do with the Phillip K. Dick tie, but visually the director owes a fuckton to Ridley Scott's Bladerunner.  From the rainy neo-Chinatown thing to the lighting, it was all straight out of the Bladerunner playbook.

--  I know the director is married to Kate Beckinsale, so I figure that is why they never killed her off until the very end of the movie versus her dying in sync with the original.  I just found it a bit annoying that she kept coming back like Karl in Die Hard.

-- The "two weeks" homage was great.

-- Having said all that,  the special effects were very well done and I liked the whole concept of the bee-line train system between the UK and Australia.  I also would have enjoyed the movie more if I hadn't seen the original a million times and had it so memorized.  It is a decent rental though and an enjoyable action movie to the point of the action overriding the actual story.[/spoiler]
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« Reply #249 on: March 03, 2013, 10:27:13 PM »
Wait a sec, a possible Justice League movie? HOLY SHIT.
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« Reply #250 on: March 19, 2013, 03:43:28 PM »
finally got around to seeing Zodiac. While the movie was as good as a Fincher movie should be, it was incredibly frustrating to watch.
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« Reply #251 on: March 20, 2013, 07:13:29 AM »
That was one of those movies that I felt like I only saw half of it by the time it ended.  Big build-up with no closure.
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« Reply #252 on: March 20, 2013, 08:55:28 PM »
yeah. which it like the actual story of the Zodiac, but still. the closure was so subtle, it felt practically nonexistent. there was no real way to end that story. it would've been frustrating to make even.
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« Reply #253 on: September 25, 2013, 08:49:43 AM »
I am resurrecting the movie thread to deliver a warning:

DO NOT SEE Now you See Me!

Turtle and I wasted 2 hours of our lives watching this the other night and it was truly awful.  I was tryign to find something recent to watch that we hadn't seen and this one seemed at first to hit the right criteria for me:

- magic.  check.  I love magicians and movies about them.
- group of magicians uses their talents to rob places.  awesome.  Oceans 11 with magicians.
- all star cast.  check.  I love most of these actors.
- above 50% rating on rottentomatoes with a 72% audience rating.  It definitely has at least a chance of being decent.

Unfortunately, the one thing I didnt research was the director.  If I had seen what movies he was responsible for before watching this, I would have never even tried.  8(

It really sucks.  It sucked so bad and in so many ways it made me resurrect this thread.

This blog describes perfectly the majority of flaws with Now You See Me (it contains all spoilers too.  but it's like spoiling a game of "guess what's in the septic tank.")
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